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CANADIAN JOKE # 1

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,
"Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The
bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Molson's?"

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."

CANADIAN JOKE #2

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his
arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case
of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

CANADIAN JOKE #3

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and
asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a
Newfie?" "Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I
have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie.."

He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However,
the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the
patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's
brain.

He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's
bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the
patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly
sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of
your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."

The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

CANADIAN JOKE #4

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling
the pins and throwing them back.

CANADIAN JOKE #5

In Canada, we have two seasons...six months of winter and six months of
poor snowmobiling.

CANADIAN JOKE #6

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt
Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of
their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as
if nothing happened.

The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint,
yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

CANADIAN JOKE #7

A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
pepper

"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.

"Toilette pepper!" yelled the Quebecer.