Dnk

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"You lissin-a to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38
revolvers so you will always remember me"
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup anda lissina to me. Somma day you gonna runna da business,
you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a
couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then??? .....Pointa to you watch and a say, 'TIMES UP'????

Pydpiper

txhoghunter

that was funny

ranger56528

[X(].....

shewe

good one.

BuddyBo

Youse thinka dat is comical do you funny boy? Hows about we a tighten up up dat a slacka jaw of yours? Nows, wheres my a chrome a plated pistol watchmaker?
BBO

awshucks

Liked it so much, I stole it and reposted somewhere else.