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Mafia Don

Old 03-20-2007, 05:50 AM
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"You lissin-a to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38
revolvers so you will always remember me"
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup anda lissina to me. Somma day you gonna runna da business,
you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a
couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then??? .....Pointa to you watch and a say, 'TIMES UP'????
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:01 AM
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:26 AM
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that was funny
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:04 AM
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[X(].....
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:16 PM
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good one.
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:17 PM
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Youse thinka dat is comical do you funny boy? Hows about we a tighten up up dat a slacka jaw of yours? Nows, wheres my a chrome a plated pistol watchmaker?
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:45 PM
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Liked it so much, I stole it and reposted somewhere else.
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