how to kill any and all deer
 

i got it. i found out how to kill every and any deer if u want. all u got to do is get a bow that can shoot a arrow at 55 mph ty on a horn and some headlights and they will just JUMP infront of it. same thing for a gun

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How many fps is 55 mph? It's pretty slow isn't it?

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zak u apperantly dont get that. have u ever hit a deer with ur car before?

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I I got it. I have never hit a deer with my truck, but if I did, I would go over them as I have 9" lift sittin on 38"'s.:D

RE: how to kill any and all deer
 

you stole that joke from ron white [:o] i just heard him say that on the tv :eek:

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haha i just heard it to

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You should probably give credit where credit is due. Ron White tells this joke in his Tater Salad bit, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again.

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Yes, he does.

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Zak, that would be approximately 80.63 fps

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Since we're speaking of cars and deer, (not you Cardeer, LOL), I should mention... DMV stats show the average alert w/m driver at age 25 has a perception / reaction time of 1.5 seconds. Lets look at 55 mph.

What's that mean? This means if a situation occurs while your driving at 55 mph, you will have traveled approximately 120.94 feet before you take evasive action. Braking or steering... 1.5 seconds has elapsed to take action.

If you choose to stop, add time for the vehicle brakes to begin to decel the moving mass of the unit. With braking, factor in weight of the occupants, load, wet weight of the auto, and time for brake components to begin the squeeze on rotors and drums. We add distance. Add drag coefficeint, (how smooth / rough) the road surface and super-elevation of the roadway and we may have more distance required to stop. Sure it's slow for a bow, and 55 mph may not seem fast in a vehicle, but it really is.

Ok, I know it's off topic... just thought some may find it interesting. [8D];)

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i will give him credit just passin the joke around

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No, he's right, but the trick is you have to have just bought the vehicle, like the next day. That REALLY turns the deer on !

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Saw Ron White a couple weeks ago in Grand Rapids, MI. It was hilarious.

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Duh !! Would you mind reprating that Jolly????

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Whats the kinetic energy on a big truck goin 55 M.P.H ?