Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Hello, I am doing a project for school that is trying to find the correlation between aggression and diet. Please answer the following survey truthfully, it will be anonymous. Send your answers to [email protected].

Age:


Sex:
M / F

Do you eat meat?
Yes / No

If so, how many times per week?
0-5 5-10 10-15 15-20 20+


Read the following items and decide to what extent each statement is characteristic or uncharacteristic of you. Indicate your answer by writing the appropriate number on the scale below in the space to the left of each item.

1-extremely uncharacteristic of me
2-uncharacteristic
3-neither characteristic nor uncharacteristic of me
4-characteristic
5-extremely characteristic of me

1. Once in a while I can’t control the urge to hit another person.

2. Given enough provocation, I may hit another person.

3.If somebody hits me, I hit back.

4. I get into fights a little more than the average person.

5. If I have to resort to violence to protect my rights, I will.

6. There are people who pushed me so far that we have hit one another.

7. I can think of no good reason for ever hitting a person.

8. I have threatened people I know.

9. I have become so mad that I have broken things.

10. I tell my friends openly when I disagree with them.

11. I often find myself disagreeing with people.

12. When people annoy me, I may tell them what I think of them.

13. I can’t help getting into arguments when people disagree with me.

14. My friends say that I am somewhat argumentative.

15. I get angry quickly but get over it quickly.

16. When frustrated, I let my irritation show.

17. I sometimes feel like a powder keg ready to explode.

18. I am an even-tempered person.

19. Some of my friends think I’m a hothead.

20. Sometimes I fly off the handle for no good reason.

21. I have trouble controlling my temper.

22. I am sometimes eaten up with jealousy.

23. At times I feel I have gotten a raw deal out of life.

24. Other people always seem to get some breaks.

25. I wonder why sometimes I feel so bitter about things.

26. I know that “friends” talk about me behind my back.

27. I am suspicious of overly friendly strangers.

28. I sometimes feel that people are laughing at me behind my back.

29. When people are especially nice, I wonder what they want.


Thanks! please send your answers to [email protected]

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

You have to be kidding me, get off this site before I punch you and steal your salad.

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

that may be the wierdest correlation I have ever seen, good luck.

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

LOL!

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

That's the funniest reply I've read in all my years on this board ...it's taken me 5 minutes to
stop laughing:D. I guess you never know what you're
gonna read!!!

************************************************** **

I have decided to save this post and read it only on bad days...when
I need a good laugh to brighten things up! WOW, I laughed as hard
reading it a 2nd time today as I did yesterday !

Standingpipe ...you can hunt with me anytime!;)

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

That's HILLARIOUS!!! I laughed so hard I think i pi**ed myself!

Good one!

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Oh...by the way....to answer your questions:
Yes...all the time.
good luck!

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

I'll second all the above, standingpipe LOL that's is funney, you can have my salad any time you want, but just don't steal my elk steak, thats fighting food. Boy o boy having a steak stolen will cause a man to become violent. Just kidding:D LOL what a joke and funney to boot. stealxthisxname you must be a tree hugger or worse and belong to PETA? Please tell me I am wrong and you just have a wierd school assignment.[:o]

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Oh, God!!!! My stomach hurts now. :D:D:D:D

Thank you.

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Peace and flowers for all, light up the grill and a joint

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

What are you up to this weekend Cardeer? ;)

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Sounds like a Liberal questionare!! Trying indirectly to associate violence with hunting and eating meat!! I usually feel the urge to hit someone who thinks up questionares like this!

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Hi, while you guys are filling out stealxthisxname's survey I'm hoping you can help me with my project. I'm trying to establish the degree to which consumption of vegetables contributes to wussy-ness. Please be open and honest with your answers.

Do you eat vegetables?

How many times a week do you eat vegetables? 0-5 5-10 10-15 15-20 20+

Do you ever eat nothing but vegetables for a meal?

Read the following items and decide to what extent each statement is characteristic or uncharacteristic of you. Indicate your answer by writing the appropriate number on the scale below in the space to the left of each item.


1. I cry for no reason

2. My girlfriend tells me what to do.

3. I have a hard time forming opinions without the input of other people.

4. I would be more comfortable if the govenment regulated anything I don't like.

5. I think guns are scary.

6. I have paid a mechanic to fill up my "blinker fluid"

7. I live with my mommy.

8. I'm scared to fight for myself or to defend others.

9. Guns are REALLY scary(bow and arrows too).

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

OK Here we go:
age:41
SEX: M-F (monday-friday)
Yes I eat meat
Everytime I eat.
1)5. When they post stupid survey's for me to fill out.
2)5. If they provoke me they have it coming.
3)5. DDDUUUHHH!!!
4)5. I get into fights with average people. It's easier to kick thier a$$.
5)5. Sometimes violence is the only way to protect your rights. Ask a soldier.
6)5. Once again if you push hard enough someone will hit you.
7)5. As long as you don't pi$$ me off.
8)5. I've threatened eveyone that I know.
9)5. Only after my anger management class.
10)5. Screw'em if they don't see it my way.
11)5. see above answer.
12)5. see above 2 answers.
13)5. see above 3 answers.
14)5. see above 4 answers.
15)5 1/2. I hold a grudge.
16)5. it's not me it's the rest of the world that's srewed up.
17)5. i sometimes feel the power to tap a keg.
18)5. I'm always in a bad mood. SCREW YA if you don't like it!!!!
19)5. see answers 10-14.
20)5. see answer 18.
21)1. I've learned to deal with it.
22)1. Stop whining because you got screwed.
23)1. see above answer.
24)1. see above 2 answers.
25)1. I don't have time to worry about that BULLSH!T.
26)1. SCREW'EM AGAIN!!
27)1. Only if they have thier hands where they don't belong.
28)1. see answer 26
29)1. Usaully I hit them up for something.

So I feel better now.
Tell do you'all think that I have a problem, or is it the rest of the world that screwed up.:D
Oh yeah STEAL now get off here before I take your lunch money...

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Why would you post this on hunting.net? Did you post on other sites?

Are you implying hunters are more likely to be aggressive??

I don't like the implication![:@][:'(][:'(]

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

He's probably trying to compensate for an abnormally small weenis;)

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

This is the best post i've ever seen on here! Thanks for the laugh guys

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Oh my god im roling on the ground laughing. This is soooo funny.

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Oh my side....MY SIDE!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

thanks for a good laugh

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

u crazy boy

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Nothing like normal

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

standing pipe, that had to be one of the best replies I've seen on this site. :D:D:D

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Standing, what a great reply!:D

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Steal, evidently either you or your teacher is an anti-hunting vegetarian. Back when I was still in school there was a family of vegetarians, they were wimpy, scrawny little stickboys. I still get a big smile when I think about the times I made fun of them or when I beat the oldest one up in high school. Also if you don't want us to eat meat could we still hunt them and use them for fertilizer in your perfect little vegetable garden in your perfect little world.

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

:D:DI can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!:D:D

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

looks like Lettermans "top ten signs of a peta member"

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Are you kiddin me?

WoW!

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

It sounds to me like you have been doing some fighting at school.
LOL still funny though.

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

what a jackass. i bet whoever made that cried when hilary clinton fainted when she was giving her speech. i hope whoever made that chokes on a carrot

RE: Please Answer My Questionaire For School!
 

Lets take this seriously. Eating meat does not make me violent, unless I forget my meds... Last time that happened, oh well, lets not go there. Good thing the gun wasn't loaded though. Got Steak?