MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

Warm wishes, and Happy Hoilidays to all of you. may your family's stay warm and safe throughout the year, and to all a great new year.

enjoy this poem as im sure Hazcon7 will;

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when inside my garage,
My weapons were spread out, like a freakish collage.

The Bowtech was hung up, all high in the air,
In hopes that new Toy’s soon would be here.

The new heads are in, the arrows are in place
I can tell the wife’s pissed by the look on her face.

The wife in her bathrobe, and I in my jeans,
The Bow’s looking sassy, all bad ass’d and mean.

When out on the web there arose such a clatter
I logged on to THE forum to see what was the matter.

Away to my office I switched on my computer,
I better be fast, the wife’s planning ta neuter!
The monitor’s a glowin all fuzzy and warm,
Was soon to give way to a posting hailstorm.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
Someone’s selling an ASAT suit, its got leafy gear!
With a real low price, and a Three-D system to boot
I looked in my wallet for some magical loot

Speedier than HAZCON7's bow I flew down the stairs
Begging the wife for some money with tears

First the BOW then stabilizer, arrows, new heads of steel
New sights and then boots. What the hell is the deal?
From the tree stand up here to the rack back there
The mortgage is due, but I’m sure you don’t care!

”But honey” I begged, on my hands and my knees
”I really need this camo, oh god, oh please!”
”Let me get this one thing and I’ll buy no more”
She laughed in my face and then slammed the door!

I turned around slowly like a dog with no bone
And something caught my eye, on the counter, by the phone.
I couldn’t believe it, I had too look hard,
The wife, in her hurry dropped the Master Card!

I spoke not a word, but went straight to my desk
I sat there in silence, quite statuesque
I entered the info from the card in my hand
It’s a sickness I know, but you all understand.

Submitting the PayPal, I hope it’s in time.
5 business days to wait, and that camo is mine!

I posted some jokes, some tips and some trash
I even bought a press with my new found cash
Now my buying spree over, I logged off the site,

So merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good night.

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

Excelente poem. Tis the season for our addiction;)

Merry Christmas Daystalker!

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

:D:D I love it!! So true, So true,:D

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

That was great man:D

Have a great Holiday as well.

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

That was great, Happy Holidays!

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

That was a good one Daystalker. Happy holidays to you and everyone.

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

...And to think I thought I might be the only sick one......;)

Good job.....I was inspired.

Remember, you can have multiple divorces, but you only live once! :D

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

thank you all for the words...

i showed the Wife the poem and she laughed at first but then she gave me "that look" after she read about her... im sure you have all recieved "THAT LOOK"

anyway... im waiting for Hazcon to see this and respond! ;)


Buckeye, hopefully i can put my tag on a buck this weekend... i need some inspiration from ya! :D

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

Here is some inspiration for ya:D

RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! (poem)
 

That was great and it also hit home. HAVE A GREAT AND SAFE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR!!