I need your help to find a criminal!
 

I was out in old faithful, my guaranteed kill treestand, and I arrowed a nice 13 point. I waited about 40 minutes and get down to try and track the deer. I say try to track because I am blind in one eye. Anyway, on the hot rail of this buck and I see some old man draggind that damn deer to his truck. I stopped the old man and ask him whats going on and where' s he going with my buck. The old man tells me where to go and how to get there. Says he taking the deer and his " boy shot it." By this time I am pissed as hell. So I lose my cool and take a swing. That old boy must be in good physical shape cause he dodges my right fist comes around and dots me in my good eye. Well, now I can' t see at all and this old SOB lays a whooping on me like you would not believe. I am laying there deerless, a--whooped, and blind. I am yelling for help and some people finally show up and help me. These kind folks told me that old man loaded up my deer and took it away. They also said he had wooped another guys a-- that day because earlier he carried out a guy with a broken crossbow and a huge cut about his head. Could someone please give any information regarding this travesty of hunting justice? If I find that old man, granted my sight is 50% restored ther will be hell to pay. End of dictation to wife.

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That has gotta be a joke, right?

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I' ve got a lead for you. Look for a knife carrying man with his head stitched back on and a stinky toe around his neck. For he is all knowing and holds the wisdom of which you seek. Good luck grasshopper.

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One lesson I have learned in life is NEVER swing at a guy bigger than you. IF what you say is true, I wish you luck, and hope you find the guy. Stuff like that happens all of the time here, so I have heard, but you will usually find yourself at gunpoint.

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Search for him the direction of any hot air balloons that you may see in your area. If you hear any loud explosions you may want to head off in that direction also just to check it out...;)

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Look for fat naked old men in the woods taking showers. Deer should be close by.

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Follow the smell of the peanut butter.[:-]

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Don' t go look' in, you might not like what you find.[:o]

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I got him !
He and his croocked son!
http://hometown.aol.com/deepspun/ima...in%20laden.jpg

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Wow!! Did this really happen? That' s something. That must have been some old guy. I really feel for you. I just can' t believe some folks. Your luck is really running bad this year. There' s another guy on here that' s having bad luck too. I hope it ain' t something contagious I can catch through my computer. I' ve been reading some stuff about computer viruses lately...;)

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I knew theres a reason I wear High rubber boots when I go deer hunting. Just in case you or cardeer have been in the area.
Did you need 47 stitches as well?
Dan

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We told you not to mess with Cardeer' s dad!!!

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WOW!!! Be carefull out there. LOL I love it.

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one word DELIVERANCE

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[:o]could it be true .... LMAO :D

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What are the odds they are both members? I say its a prank;)

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i learned to do this to a big guy once say ,your shoe is untied and then upper cut the the guy and then give a good knee to the groin.that fat guy was crying like a baby.


go deep hunt hard.;)

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how big is this guy 500 hundred or lower or is he pure old muscle.


go deep hunt hard.;)

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lol

great story

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im guessing you got friends right well take about 3 of em with ya and give him a good ol' @$$ WHOPPIN siz edosnt matter ive tore in to my brothers to many time to let anyone gime me some ****. lol i didnt think CARDEERS dad was that mean you better watch it :D

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Well it sounds funny as hell:) But maybe it happened, at least previous post' s he made sound legit.

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lol :D...I cant breathhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL. I cant stop laughin. I had bigfoot steal my deer once. lol.

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Dude, you got your butt kicked by an 87 y.o. man...you should be ashamed..one good eye or not. LMAO...

I can' t get the sound of banjos out of my head....

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Good one, 14 Mercs:D

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It is a joke, but I thought I would take the opposite side of cardeers B.S. story. How many people did not catch on though? Just funnin with 50 MPH winds outside!

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Hehehe

If I get a chance, I' ll give the rest of ya what I gave 14 mercs. I' ll do most anything for a 13 pointer!

Just kiddin...I ain' t really that old or that tough

Good story though, Clint

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WOW had me going![:o]

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Oh mercs is the one that shot it in the butt?:D

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hahah im hoping u arent serious

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This is a bowhunting forum and this topic is not about bowhunting anymore.