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Old 04-03-2009, 06:22 PM
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Recieved this in an email,enjoy

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Let’s get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:59 PM
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Oh man I busted out laughing when i read the whole thing. That is soo funny and so true at the same time. I love it, and thank you for that it made my day lol.
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:43 PM
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Old 04-04-2009, 01:50 AM
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LMAO. Am I in the right forum[&:]
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Old 04-04-2009, 03:23 AM
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LMAO. Thats funny.
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:17 AM
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LMAO. Am I in the right forum[&:]

Yep,no one has been posting here so I put it in here to get something going.
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:12 AM
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Good one!!! That is one clever fella!
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:10 AM
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TFOX that is very clever . It made me laugh but i wouldn't have the nerve to say that even though I would like to.
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Old 04-04-2009, 04:01 PM
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That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read [
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:29 PM
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Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are...LordI apologize
I called my wife over to read it and she laughed, said it was great and she loved it...I'm lucky
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