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Old 01-26-2009, 12:26 PM
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haha...Nice story and pics. Sounds like an interesting day..Your writing style is a lot like Kurt Vonnegut's,if you know who that is.
Thanks for the entertainment

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Old 01-26-2009, 12:40 PM
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Too broke for a GPS my ass [8D]


Good laugh Fran, as always.
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:49 PM
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I wear whity tities
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Old 01-26-2009, 01:58 PM
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It was fight or flight for the quikkiemeister. As I turned to run away, I fell on my ass and flung my camera phone down across the ice. He was growling and coming at me like a madman. Kicking and screaming, sprawling and crawling - trying with everything I had to bust him in his mean little furry face with a fleeting heel-kick.

Lucky for both of us, neither one of us could get any damn traction. He was giving it all he had - and was hell-bent on gnawing my white ass to shreds. His feet were going a hundred miles-an-hour, but he was getting nowhere. I was just hoping to get away with ten fingers, ten toes and a cell phone that was still in one piece.
LMFAO!!!!!!! SOB that was funny!!!
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:01 PM
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lol great story
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:23 PM
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Kyle - Whatev. LOL

Ryan, Caleb - you fellas should've come along.

For what it's worth, I had a nightmare last night about the beaver attack. He now haunts me in my dreams. I had to spoona body pillow all night just to feel a sense of security and be able to sleep...


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Old 01-26-2009, 07:06 PM
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That story is priceless. I laughed my ass off, and now the girlfriend is looking at me like im an idiot.
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:12 PM
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Kyle - Whatev. LOL

Ryan, Caleb - you fellas should've come along.

For what it's worth, I had a nightmare last night about the beaver attack. He now haunts me in my dreams. I had to spoona body pillow all night just to feel a sense of security and be able to sleep...

If you keep all this sissy talk up, I might dethrone the king. Ya Fran, I said it[8D]
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Old 01-26-2009, 08:33 PM
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Fran

Thanks for sharing !! Congrats on the shed !!

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Old 01-27-2009, 05:57 AM
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Hilarious!!! The funniest thing ive read in a while!! Thank you Fran!!
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