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Old 09-19-2008, 05:07 AM
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ORIGINAL: quiksilver

This tool is horrible.

Last weekend, I was hunting chipmunks with King of the Mountain Outfitters in the West Virginia panhandle when the stars aligned, and Itagged-out ona Boone & Crockett caliber bull chipmunk. Well, the official scorers were on their way over with the outfitter, still 20-30 minutes away, giving me a few minutes to reflect on the hunt and pay my respects to the expired beast. Never one to waste time,I decided to go ahead and field dress the chipmunk and give the Butt-Out a try. This is where things took a turn downhill.

This Butt-Out tool is supposed to help making field dressing easy, but that couldn't be any further from the truth. I stuck that thing up my ass, and bent down to try to start gutting that stinking chipmunk, and, being totally honest - that tool didn't help at all. In fact, all it did was make my whole ass-end feel sore and incredibly uncomfortable. Field dressing the chipmunk was no easier. I've gutted thousands of chipmunks, and never in my life have I felt so damn miserable and constipatedjust trying to finish up a routine field-dressing job.

To make matters worse, I'm pretty sure my tool was defective, because it wouldn't come out. With a half-pound of PVC lodged firmly in my anus, I had to have the outfitter run me overto Mon General Hospital for a surgical removal of the tool. I was a little bit embarrassed at first, but the doctor was kinda cute, so I didn't mind having him checking out my derriere.

I would not recommend this product.

As funny as that is, and I am still laughing out loud, 50% of the HNI members are debating whether to respond to your post with, "your not supposed to pu that up your own butt!!!!"

Fran you have to be the funniest person on the face of this earth
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:50 AM
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Quicksilver - you have ISSUES!!!![&:][:-]
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:57 AM
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Hilarious! Every time I see the tool it makes me chuckle, but this takes the cake.
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Old 09-19-2008, 11:33 AM
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LOL I love it. Dude that is so funny.
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Old 09-19-2008, 11:42 AM
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Now I don't care who ya' are, that's funny ya'll right there. I tell ya' what.
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Old 09-19-2008, 11:43 AM
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It saddens me to know that Hunter's Specialtieshas anything to do withthis piece of crap.[:'(]
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Old 09-19-2008, 11:49 AM
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Well done again Quik! I think this is a very close second to the post about the deer/buck kit. Keep up the good work!
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Old 09-19-2008, 11:56 AM
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Um, link to that post please? My search function never works and I'd love to read it.
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Old 09-19-2008, 12:32 PM
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haha, I will never be able to hear someone talk about or see someone use a butt-out tool without busting up laughing now
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Old 09-19-2008, 12:38 PM
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Every year in January we have a hunting party to get together and bull$hit about the last season.. Its a pot luck with a 'secret santa' type gift exchange, both gag and good hunting gifts.. Last year for my gift for the exchange, I wrapped up a Butt Out and a DVD of Broke Back Mountain.. You should have seen the look on the guy's face when he opened it.. WTF?? Too funny...

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