I was driving up the road absorbing the sounds and smells of the country. It was a lovely day. I noticed a form on the side of the road. It was a baby bambi. It had a couple real big boo boos. I held what was left of his life in my hands. I could do nothing to save him. I'm devistated. I was with him until the end. Thanks for letting me unload.

Killer.

I hope you get shin splints.