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RE: Peeing and Crapping From Your Tree Stand

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ORIGINAL: BowHuntingFool

Let er rip, I'll go #3 from stand if I have to!

LOL!...I'm afraid to ask what #3 is ...... :eek:

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I think it would be rather interesting to see how one goes about crapping in a container and what kind of container this may be..

Have you ever heard of a coffee can? :D

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I don't dookie up my stand sites. I use a very very wide mouth bottle for #1.

Gatorade bottle, no doubt! :)

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Last season the buck Dan shot was actually headed on a trail about 100 yards away from him. Earlier that morning Dan had an emergency and left a present on that trail about 100 yards from his stand. That buck came cruising along, Dan says he hit the brakes about 50 yards from the pile, circled downwind and ended up right in front of Dan's stand. He pinwheeled him at 20 yards and would have never had a shot if he didn't leave that pile on the other trail...........[8D]. Talk about lucky.

<<Pathetic Attempt at a Joke>> Man! Talk about turning around a crappy situation! :D:eek:

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I just crap in my pants then deal with it later. If it's cold I will pee my pants just to warm up.

LOL ...did you ever see the movie,"Dumb and Dumber"? BTW Todd, ...with your avatar, ....ahhhh, nevermind ....;)

RE: Peeing and Crapping From Your Tree Stand

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LOL!...I'm afraid to ask what #3 is ...... :eek:

PT I don't think either of us wanna know![8D]

Dan

RE: Peeing and Crapping From Your Tree Stand

i pee from my stand dang near everytime im in it.

i have a kidney stone problem(yes im only 21) and have to drink alot of fluids and am religious about it...im thirsty when the normal guy aint...if im sittin around i gotta have a drink handy. so i pee alot....

i clear a spot out off to the right of my stand...just enough to pee and spit into. yes i chew from my stand and spit into that same spot.

i havent figured out how to drop bombs from my stand yet. ive only had nature call once...i climbed down the tree in about 2 seconds flat and did a 5 yard dash...still settled in before daylight :)

i just cant figure out how to do that from a stand...believe me...i think about it often...i just need to cowboy up and try it lol....when i figure it out, them deer better learn to look up...they might have to fear my rear more than my arrows! lol

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i pee from my stand dang near everytime im in it.

i have a kidney stone problem(yes im only 21) and have to drink alot of fluids and am religious about it...im thirsty when the normal guy aint...if im sittin around i gotta have a drink handy. so i pee alot....

i clear a spot out off to the right of my stand...just enough to pee and spit into. yes i chew from my stand and spit into that same spot.

i havent figured out how to drop bombs from my stand yet. ive only had nature call once...i climbed down the tree in about 2 seconds flat and did a 5 yard dash...still settled in before daylight :)

i just cant figure out how to do that from a stand...believe me...i think about it often...i just need to cowboy up and try it lol....when i figure it out, them deer better learn to look up...they might have to fear my rear more than my arrows! lol

I have often thought about it as well ... I think I know how .....you will need an old style saftey belt or rope ... extend it so you can hook your heels around the front rail of said stand and squat, so that your arse willhang over the end enough, providing proper clearance of stand and steps (if applicable). Arch back slightly and bare down, expelling waste quickly to the forest floor......:D

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Let er rip, I'll go #3 from stand if I have to!

LOL!...I'm afraid to ask what #3 is ...... :eek:

Well, if you add #1 & #2 together......[X(]

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I think it would be rather interesting to see how one goes about crapping in a container and what kind of container this may be..

Have you ever heard of a coffee can? :D

First of all, there's no way I'd drag a coffee can and little baggies around in the woods just in case theurge to take a dump hit. Second....... it's just gross.:D:D

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I don't dookie up my stand sites. I use a very very wide mouth bottle for #1.

Gatorade bottle, no doubt! :)

All the ladies have to use a wide mouth container, don't they?:D

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<<Pathetic Attempt at a Joke>> Man! Talk about turning around a crappy situation! :D:eek:

You're right, PT.... that was pretty pathetic.;)

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ORIGINAL: magicman54494

I just crap in my pants then deal with it later. If it's cold I will pee my pants just to warm up.

LOL ...did you ever see the movie,"Dumb and Dumber"? BTW Todd, ...with your avatar, ....ahhhh, nevermind ....;)

Magic is truly a manly man, but I no longer wanna be like him.....[:'(]

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I don't dookie up my stand sites. I use a very very wide mouth bottle for #1.

Gatorade bottle, no doubt! :)

All the ladies have to use a wide mouth container, don't they?:D

Hey Chris, I believe Navy Boy is calling us girls .......

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Believe it or not, I have never had to take a dump while deer hunting. That's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning!:D I'll take a leakfrom my stand when ever I have the needto though.I am convinced it doesn't phase a deer (my opinion) at all. I used to use an empty Gatorade bottle as well, and I learned how noisey they can be when they're empty. So Iwould wrap it with hockey tape to make it quiet. That worked very well.;)

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I don't dookie up my stand sites. I use a very very wide mouth bottle for #1.

Gatorade bottle, no doubt! :)

All the ladies have to use a wide mouth container, don't they?:D

Hey Chris, I believe Navy Boy is calling us girls .......

There ya go, jumping to conclusions again.:D:D

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ORIGINAL: MOTOWNHONKEY

I don't dookie up my stand sites. I use a very very wide mouth bottle for #1.

Gatorade bottle, no doubt! :)

All the ladies have to use a wide mouth container, don't they?:D

Hey Chris, I believe Navy Boy is calling us girls .......

There ya go, jumping to conclusions again.:D:D

Hey LC .... how'd the jerky come out?

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ORIGINAL: PreacherTony

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ORIGINAL: MOTOWNHONKEY

I don't dookie up my stand sites. I use a very very wide mouth bottle for #1.

Gatorade bottle, no doubt! :)

All the ladies have to use a wide mouth container, don't they?:D

Hey Chris, I believe Navy Boy is calling us girls .......

There ya go, jumping to conclusions again.:D:D

Hey LC .... how'd the jerky come out?

I only got a little of it, but what I got was GOOD!!!! Actually, I vacuum sealed this batch and sent it to my son in Afghanistan. Hope he gets it soon.