Alright Star Wars people/bowhunters
Who the heck is this one and which one of you want to step up and claim her?
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Knight If... Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." You have ever used the force in conjunction with hunting/bowling. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. You describe the taste of an Ewok as "jus' like chicken." You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard. The worst part of spending time on planet Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters." Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!" You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. You kinda think that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them damn Yankees." You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just ain't right." You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy recliner. The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it. You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along. |
RE: Alright Star Wars people
I think thats fat bastard for austin powers - with a wig on
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RE: Alright Star Wars people
hahaha
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RE: Alright Star Wars people
I think that might be Germs mistress:D
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RE: Alright Star Wars people
I feel sorry for whomevers mom that is
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RE: Alright Star Wars people
Get a few more drinks in herand she'll be goin home with me!
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RE: Alright Star Wars people
ORIGINAL: Splitear_Leland Get a few more drinks in herand she'll be goin home with me! |
RE: Alright Star Wars people
ORIGINAL: peakrut ORIGINAL: Splitear_Leland Get a few more drinks in herand she'll be goin home with me! |
RE: Alright Star Wars people
GreatIdea but I am on shots at this point.
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RE: Alright Star Wars people
ORIGINAL: peakrut GreatIdea but I am on shots at this point. |
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