Well guys, I got married last weekend!
02-21-2008 | 07:20 PM
#21
Nontypical Buck
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Milwaukee WI
RE: Well guys, I got married last weekend!
First, congrats!
Second, heres aparity I thought up long ago to poke fun at some oftoday's wedding vows:
For better or for worse, unless something better comes first.
For richer or for poorer, unless you're down to your last quarter.
In sickness and in health, unless you don't get well.
Til death do us part, unless someone else steals my heart.
For this and for that, unless it don't mean jack.
Second, heres aparity I thought up long ago to poke fun at some oftoday's wedding vows:
For better or for worse, unless something better comes first.
For richer or for poorer, unless you're down to your last quarter.
In sickness and in health, unless you don't get well.
Til death do us part, unless someone else steals my heart.
For this and for that, unless it don't mean jack.
02-21-2008 | 07:58 PM
#23
Dominant Buck
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 21,199
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From: Blossvale, New York
RE: Well guys, I got married last weekend!
Dang bud. Congrats. It takes work to make it work. Never go to bed without saying I love you. Make up before you go to sleep. P.S. You're wrong .....always. LOL I'm glad Mossy was there. He does have a way doesn't he? He always finds the free food. LOL
P.P.S. This thread is useless without pictures. I want to see you sucking her garder off.
P.P.S. This thread is useless without pictures. I want to see you sucking her garder off.
02-21-2008 | 08:02 PM
#24
Joined: Jan 2008
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RE: Well guys, I got married last weekend!
I recommend it I did it three times.....
You do know that doctors after extensive research discovered what decreases the sexual urge in females.
It was determined to be wedding cake.
Oh, good luck.....
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You do know that doctors after extensive research discovered what decreases the sexual urge in females.
It was determined to be wedding cake.
Oh, good luck.....
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02-21-2008 | 08:06 PM
#25
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Nontypical Buck
Joined: Nov 2004
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From: Wadena, MN
RE: Well guys, I got married last weekend!
Thanks guys and yes Dave I have pics of it. But I dont know how to size them. Yes her family has about 500 acres that I can have access to. I cant hunt all the land I have permision to hunt now. What would I do with another 500 acres.
I suppose have Charlie or some other clown-boxer come out and hunt with me.
I suppose have Charlie or some other clown-boxer come out and hunt with me.
02-21-2008 | 10:19 PM
#27
Nontypical Buck
Joined: Feb 2003
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From: ND
RE: Well guys, I got married last weekend!
ORIGINAL: davidmil
P.P.S. This thread is useless without pictures. I want to see you sucking her garder off.
P.P.S. This thread is useless without pictures. I want to see you sucking her garder off.
I messed up big time and left the camera athome. [
] Sucking her garder off was fairlymild compared to what else happened at the dance. Minnesota wedding dancesare much different then boring ND ones. 
Game calling instead of clinking glass with silverware, shovel dancing ( minnesota's version of pole dancing ?? [&:]), Teejay fogging up his glasses on the garder ordeal and other stuff he made me swear to never tell. Oh wait he technically didn't make me swear not to tell.He said don't go there!! [8D]Tim
