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mobow 01-30-2008 10:38 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 

ORIGINAL: Germ


ORIGINAL: mobow


ORIGINAL: Rob/PA Bowyer

Well in that case, A guy walks into a bar....;)
And says; "OUCH! Damn it that hurt!!" :D
Dude you're way behind, get with it:D, we are here


they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they....
Thought seriously about spooning, but then realized that germ......

GregH 01-30-2008 10:38 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 

ORIGINAL: Germ

they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they....
Quickly seperated as GregH ditched her and went to hunt down Germ and kill him for putting fat chick bait on the back of his moped! When he found Germ, Germ was......

Germ 01-30-2008 10:39 AM

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running very fast, since gregh is an old fart germ....

MN/Kyle 01-30-2008 10:39 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
.

mobow 01-30-2008 10:40 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
Figured, "aahhh, what the hell" and.....

PreacherTony 01-30-2008 10:42 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
spooned Greg ....

GregH 01-30-2008 10:43 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
stopped real fast trying to dodge GregH but instead got ran over like a rabbit in front of a semi. When he woke up, Germ.......

MN/Kyle 01-30-2008 10:43 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
GregH woke up the next morning and...

PreacherTony 01-30-2008 10:47 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 

ORIGINAL: GregH

stopped real fast trying to dodge GregH but instead got ran over like a rabbit in front of a semi. When he woke up, Germ.......
huh?:eek:

mobow 01-30-2008 10:59 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 

ORIGINAL: GregH

stopped real fast trying to dodge GregH but instead got ran over like a rabbit in front of a semi. When he woke up, Germ.......
jumped out of bed and ran over to the gerbil cage, praying that......

bawanajim 01-30-2008 11:19 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
Greg had forgotten about the small

Germ 01-30-2008 11:22 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
Tatoo of Germ on his right arse cheek, and then

bawanajim 01-30-2008 11:23 AM

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all thoughts of remorse were gone, replaced with

GR8atta2d 01-30-2008 11:26 AM

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Said to the deer mount on his wall...

PreacherTony 01-30-2008 11:26 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
a new outlook on life .... so he turned and .....

Germ 01-30-2008 11:28 AM

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Hello and ....

npockat32 01-30-2008 11:30 AM

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That's a huge squirrel. I think I saw one in my part of the woods this last year;)

PreacherTony 01-30-2008 11:32 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
He Said, "That's no squirrel .... it's ....

bawanajim 01-30-2008 11:33 AM

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.....a very rare...

bawanajim 01-30-2008 11:35 AM

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and valuable version of my great aunts....

bawanajim 01-30-2008 11:40 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
hair piece her real hair was lost during the great blizzard of 64........

GR8atta2d 01-30-2008 11:45 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
So where we at??


A guy walks into a bar.... See's a guy with a mullet and jelly curl who likes to shoot one antlered bucks..... And says have you seen a large …woman, I have lost my date, she was wearing..... treebark…Wait I see her on GregH's lap, he is.... thinking location ,location ,location… relocation, relocation.........must relocate....... can't feel my legs….because the women weighed... heavily on a… 500 lb scale
In fact, I believe should could have weighed more than..... my legs could possibly hold. So I fought to free my self and....... ran to the door and jumped in my... Pinto ... which wouldn't start because ..... she was sitting on the hood and smashed the engine, So I Jump out and... run to the pay phone to quickly call.... my momma, but she ..... Was busy watching bill jordan outdoors so......... I hopped on my moped, which like fat girls are fun to ride until your friends see you. But........ Just then, I saw a bunch of my friends walking, and they said ..... Gregh why is there a fat chick on the back of your moped? Gregh replied..... Fat bottomed girls make the ..... rockin world go round. So he got on his bike and rode .. Excuse me thats my momma! Stated GobblergetterNY ...... so gobblergetters mom hoped of gregh's moped, and.... they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they.... they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they.... Thought seriously about spooning, but then realized that germ...... Quickly seperated as GregH ditched her and went to hunt down Germ and kill him for putting fat chick bait on the back of his moped! When he found Germ, Germ was...... running very fast, since gregh is an old fart germ.... Figured, "aahhh, what the hell" and..... spooned Greg .... GregH woke up the next morning and... stopped real fast trying to dodge GregH but instead got ran over like a rabbit in front of a semi. When he woke up, Germ....... huh? … jumped out of bed and ran over to the gerbil cage, praying that...... Greg had forgotten about the small Tatoo of Germ on his right arse cheek, and then.. all thoughts of remorse were gone, replaced with.. a new outlook on life .... so he turned and ..... Said to the deer mount on his wall... Hello and ....That's a huge squirrel. I think I saw one in my part of the woods this last year .. He Said, "That's no squirrel .... it's .... a very rare... and valuable version of my great aunts.... hair piece her real hair was lost during the great blizzard of 64........


WHEW !!

GR8atta2d 01-30-2008 11:47 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 

ORIGINAL: GR8atta2d

So where we at??


A guy walks into a bar.... See's a guy with a mullet and jelly curl who likes to shoot one antlered bucks..... And says have you seen a large …woman, I have lost my date, she was wearing..... treebark…Wait I see her on GregH's lap, he is.... thinking location ,location ,location… relocation, relocation.........must relocate....... can't feel my legs….because the women weighed... heavily on a… 500 lb scale
In fact, I believe should could have weighed more than..... my legs could possibly hold. So I fought to free my self and....... ran to the door and jumped in my... Pinto ... which wouldn't start because ..... she was sitting on the hood and smashed the engine, So I Jump out and... run to the pay phone to quickly call.... my momma, but she ..... Was busy watching bill jordan outdoors so......... I hopped on my moped, which like fat girls are fun to ride until your friends see you. But........ Just then, I saw a bunch of my friends walking, and they said ..... Gregh why is there a fat chick on the back of your moped? Gregh replied..... Fat bottomed girls make the ..... rockin world go round. So he got on his bike and rode .. Excuse me thats my momma! Stated GobblergetterNY ...... so gobblergetters mom hoped of gregh's moped, and.... they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they.... they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they.... Thought seriously about spooning, but then realized that germ...... Quickly seperated as GregH ditched her and went to hunt down Germ and kill him for putting fat chick bait on the back of his moped! When he found Germ, Germ was...... running very fast, since gregh is an old fart germ.... Figured, "aahhh, what the hell" and..... spooned Greg .... GregH woke up the next morning and... stopped real fast trying to dodge GregH but instead got ran over like a rabbit in front of a semi. When he woke up, Germ....... huh? … jumped out of bed and ran over to the gerbil cage, praying that...... Greg had forgotten about the small Tatoo of Germ on his right arse cheek, and then.. all thoughts of remorse were gone, replaced with.. a new outlook on life .... so he turned and ..... Said to the deer mount on his wall... Hello and ....That's a huge squirrel. I think I saw one in my part of the woods this last year .. He Said, "That's no squirrel .... it's .... a very rare... and valuable version of my great aunts.... hair piece her real hair was lost during the great blizzard of 64........


WHEW !!
Of cousre there were no wriitten records of this blizzard only old Jims memory which..

bawanajim 01-30-2008 11:48 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 

ORIGINAL: GR8atta2d

So where we at??


A guy walks into a bar.... See's a guy with a mullet and jelly curl who likes to shoot one antlered bucks..... And says have you seen a large …woman, I have lost my date, she was wearing..... treebark…Wait I see her on GregH's lap, he is.... thinking location ,location ,location… relocation, relocation.........must relocate....... can't feel my legs….because the women weighed... heavily on a… 500 lb scale
In fact, I believe should could have weighed more than..... my legs could possibly hold. So I fought to free my self and....... ran to the door and jumped in my... Pinto ... which wouldn't start because ..... she was sitting on the hood and smashed the engine, So I Jump out and... run to the pay phone to quickly call.... my momma, but she ..... Was busy watching bill jordan outdoors so......... I hopped on my moped, which like fat girls are fun to ride until your friends see you. But........ Just then, I saw a bunch of my friends walking, and they said ..... Gregh why is there a fat chick on the back of your moped? Gregh replied..... Fat bottomed girls make the ..... rockin world go round. So he got on his bike and rode .. Excuse me thats my momma! Stated GobblergetterNY ...... so gobblergetters mom hoped of gregh's moped, and.... they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they.... they left for a romantic get away in the moutains, where they.... Thought seriously about spooning, but then realized that germ...... Quickly seperated as GregH ditched her and went to hunt down Germ and kill him for putting fat chick bait on the back of his moped! When he found Germ, Germ was...... running very fast, since gregh is an old fart germ.... Figured, "aahhh, what the hell" and..... spooned Greg .... GregH woke up the next morning and... stopped real fast trying to dodge GregH but instead got ran over like a rabbit in front of a semi. When he woke up, Germ....... huh? … jumped out of bed and ran over to the gerbil cage, praying that...... Greg had forgotten about the small Tatoo of Germ on his right arse cheek, and then.. all thoughts of remorse were gone, replaced with.. a new outlook on life .... so he turned and ..... Said to the deer mount on his wall... Hello and ....That's a huge squirrel. I think I saw one in my part of the woods this last year .. He Said, "That's no squirrel .... it's .... a very rare... and valuable version of my great aunts.... hair piece her real hair was lost during the great blizzard of 64........maybe that wasn't my great aunt.[:-]maybe it was Germ who greatly resembles her when she...


WHEW !!

mobow 01-30-2008 11:53 AM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 

ORIGINAL: bawanajim

hair piece her real hair was lost during the great blizzard of 64........
Because a caveman wanted to keep his.......

PreacherTony 01-30-2008 12:02 PM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
"special friend" warm ... so he...

GMMAT 01-30-2008 12:21 PM

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....so he walks into a bar.....

(which is back where he started)

fletch920 01-30-2008 12:30 PM

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and says ouch...thats a bar.

Germ 01-30-2008 12:36 PM

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gobblegetterNYmom is a hell of a good time....

NY/Al 01-30-2008 12:36 PM

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he then wakes up in the hospital and says...

NY/Al 01-30-2008 12:39 PM

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but not nearly as good as germs!;)

huntingson 01-30-2008 12:43 PM

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GMMAT, wanting to test this theory...

GregH 01-30-2008 12:44 PM

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So he had one more shot and a beer then went to buy flowers for Germ's funneral. As he staggered out of the bar....

GR8atta2d 01-30-2008 12:46 PM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
He ran into an old friend..it was none other than..

NY/Al 01-30-2008 12:46 PM

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he heard the song "im married to a waitress.." by Alan Jackson and found it ironic that...

GregH 01-30-2008 12:48 PM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
Tdww, who flexed once or twice then....

NY/Al 01-30-2008 12:49 PM

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demanded RESPECT!

GR8atta2d 01-30-2008 12:51 PM

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But like on the forums he rarley received any..so

GregH 01-30-2008 12:54 PM

RE: Texas Aint Got Diddly On Iowa...
 
he gave an alligator mating call and left. Then.....

NY/Al 01-30-2008 12:55 PM

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on the way home...


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