Whats the most useless hunting
11-30-2007, 03:37 PM
#33
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Flushing Michigan
Posts: 2,355
RE: Whats the most useless hunting
Definitely the Butt-Out. I tried it on 2 deer this year, and all it did was tear the poop chute into peices. You're left with a bloody poopy mess after that. And you still have to use your knife to clean up the mess you made. The only thing it helped me do was get poop on my gutting knife and hands.
And the instructions don't tell you how to remove the butt out tool from the anal canal after you use it. So now you are pulling on a chunk of intestines trying to get the ten dollar piece of plastic out of the shredded bloody bunghole you just ripped to peices.
I got so mad trying to use that thing I threw it at my buddy, with the mangled strip of colon still attached,who was laughing histerically at me trying to use it. [:@]
And the instructions don't tell you how to remove the butt out tool from the anal canal after you use it. So now you are pulling on a chunk of intestines trying to get the ten dollar piece of plastic out of the shredded bloody bunghole you just ripped to peices.
I got so mad trying to use that thing I threw it at my buddy, with the mangled strip of colon still attached,who was laughing histerically at me trying to use it. [:@]
12-01-2007, 06:34 AM
#34
Nontypical Buck
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2006
Location: MA
Posts: 1,653
RE: Whats the most useless hunting
qzq.. At least the butt out is blaze orange so no one saw us trying to use the thing...DON'T try it on a live deer. They don't like it!!!
Germ.. Did you ever think on tying a different deer hoof on your arms and legs and walking the woods. If you put doe feet on your hands and a big bucks on your feet and crab crawled you might have something..
Germ.. Did you ever think on tying a different deer hoof on your arms and legs and walking the woods. If you put doe feet on your hands and a big bucks on your feet and crab crawled you might have something..
12-01-2007, 07:03 AM
#35
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PA
Posts: 9,085
RE: Whats the most useless hunting
my saftey harness....
havent used it in the past 2 seasons!
but hopefully it remains a useless item and i NEVER find myself hanging from a tree!
besides the scrape drippers and store bought scents, i really cant think of anything i bought that i found to be utterly useless..
(the saftey harness thing was JUST A JOKE...believe me, i dont leave the ground without it being attached to a tree...)
havent used it in the past 2 seasons!
but hopefully it remains a useless item and i NEVER find myself hanging from a tree!
besides the scrape drippers and store bought scents, i really cant think of anything i bought that i found to be utterly useless..
(the saftey harness thing was JUST A JOKE...believe me, i dont leave the ground without it being attached to a tree...)
12-01-2007, 10:20 AM
#36
Spike
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: So. Illinois
Posts: 92
RE: Whats the most useless hunting
Definitely the Butt-Out. I tried it on 2 deer this year, and all it did was tear the poop chute into peices. You're left with a bloody poopy mess after that. And you still have to use your knife to clean up the mess you made. The only thing it helped me do was get poop on my gutting knife and hands.
And the instructions don't tell you how to remove the butt out tool from the anal canal after you use it. So now you are pulling on a chunk of intestines trying to get the ten dollar piece of plastic out of the shredded bloody bunghole you just ripped to peices.
I got so mad trying to use that thing I threw it at my buddy, with the mangled strip of colon still attached,who was laughing histerically at me trying to use it. [:@]
And the instructions don't tell you how to remove the butt out tool from the anal canal after you use it. So now you are pulling on a chunk of intestines trying to get the ten dollar piece of plastic out of the shredded bloody bunghole you just ripped to peices.
I got so mad trying to use that thing I threw it at my buddy, with the mangled strip of colon still attached,who was laughing histerically at me trying to use it. [:@]
12-01-2007, 10:26 AM
#38
Bartender
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 6,634
RE: Whats the most useless hunting
PM me your addy you can have my dripper, never been used.
HmmI am going to go through all my gear and part with most of the stuff I no longer use.
I will make a list later and anyone is welcome to have them.
HmmI am going to go through all my gear and part with most of the stuff I no longer use.
I will make a list later and anyone is welcome to have them.
ORIGINAL: Germ
Well I will take some video, and hey I have mock scrapes bucks have been using for 15+ years. I have been reading about a MI hunter who works his mockscrape lines all year pretty much. I am going to do so this year. Going to buy a scrape dripper, it may make the list next year
I used the leg once then throw it away.
ORIGINAL: GMMAT
I can imagine that thing gets pretty "ripe" in Oct., germ
I'd love to have a video of you pawing at a mock scrape with a frozen deer leg.
I can imagine that thing gets pretty "ripe" in Oct., germ
I'd love to have a video of you pawing at a mock scrape with a frozen deer leg.
I used the leg once then throw it away.
