burniegoeasily

I hate this time of year. All the bows and guns are out in the woods. How can someone say they are a true hunter that use a weapon to kill a deer. I put on my loin cloth, smear my body with alligator grease, and crawl around until I get on a deer. I then jump on them and knaw on their neck until they are dead. All you guys with your bows and guns are shooting all my good deer. Im so sick of all of you want-to-be hunters injuring my deer. [:@][:@][:'(][:'(][:'(]

PreacherTony

Burnie, with every post you do, I like you more and more!!! Hilarious!!! Get 'em!

BigJ71

Um..........I think someone needs to check onoleBurnie...........I think he's lost it.

Jim_IV

Burnie I thought you were done for the season. I thought I saw you already got one buck with a homemade slingshot?

txjourneyman

I'll call you a real hunter when you do that without using your teeth. They are a weapon after all. Pull them out and gum a deer to death and just maybe I'll call you a hunter.

virginiashadow

Burnie is going to be slithering around every state in America, disrupting the hunting dreams of thousands!

Critr-Gitr

Is this the right thread to post a picture of the buck my son shot with his rifle? I was gonna make him dig a pit in the sand, cover it with a tarp, and lay out there for 3 days without food or water, untill he could jump up and strangle him to death, but it just seemed like too much work.

Germ

Why are you wearing a loin cloth? Rookie

burniegoeasily

I have to cover up. The women will not leave me alone long engough to hunt if I went nude. Yea, its a problem ive dealt with all my life. A burden I have to bare.

txjourneyman

No, don't bare that burden, bear that burden......please!