Bowhunting version of Man Law(Revisted)
11-29-2007, 12:00 PM
#22
Site Bouncer
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois
Posts: 4,099
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: Germ
All bucks must bedragged outby the antlers!!!
If you're invited to a wedding during bowseason, you must go to the wedding in full camo. Walk up to the groom, slap him in the face, then plant one on his bride, then go hunting!!!
If someone in your house gives one of your mounts a nasty look, you have the right to mount their head next to it, but don't, your buck deserves better. Take the mount disliker on your next hunt, shoot a bigger buck, and make them drag it out and gut it!!
If your wife complains about you hunting, hunt more and buy yourself another bow.
There are people who talk about how great hunter they are, then there is you, no talk needed
If you wound a deer, and want to cry, don't. Shoot yourself in the same place and wander around the woods for a few days. Come home put some JD on the wound and move on!!!!!
To test how sharp your BH are, stick one in your gut, if it does not hurt, it's sharp enough!!
All bucks must bedragged outby the antlers!!!
If you're invited to a wedding during bowseason, you must go to the wedding in full camo. Walk up to the groom, slap him in the face, then plant one on his bride, then go hunting!!!
If someone in your house gives one of your mounts a nasty look, you have the right to mount their head next to it, but don't, your buck deserves better. Take the mount disliker on your next hunt, shoot a bigger buck, and make them drag it out and gut it!!
If your wife complains about you hunting, hunt more and buy yourself another bow.
There are people who talk about how great hunter they are, then there is you, no talk needed
If you wound a deer, and want to cry, don't. Shoot yourself in the same place and wander around the woods for a few days. Come home put some JD on the wound and move on!!!!!
To test how sharp your BH are, stick one in your gut, if it does not hurt, it's sharp enough!!
11-29-2007, 12:04 PM
#23
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Illinois
Posts: 1,704
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
If your hunting buddy has to wake up 30 minutes earlier than you do to meet you at the designated time, don't make him wait another 20 minutes watching you get ready. (this goes both ways)
Real Men only need1 arrow per year in their quiver but should carry no more than 2 spares for coyotes and other predators.
THE Pre-RUT and RUT are MAN holidays which happen EVERY YEARand MUST occupy more squares on your calendar in a yearthan does your balls visiting your wife's purse! There are 11 other months in a year for planning birthday parties, shopping trips, and family visits. Say it Loud Say it Proud!~
Flower prints on walls and furniture is NOT CAMO - no matter how many times she tells you that it is foilage.
Real Men only need1 arrow per year in their quiver but should carry no more than 2 spares for coyotes and other predators.
THE Pre-RUT and RUT are MAN holidays which happen EVERY YEARand MUST occupy more squares on your calendar in a yearthan does your balls visiting your wife's purse! There are 11 other months in a year for planning birthday parties, shopping trips, and family visits. Say it Loud Say it Proud!~
Flower prints on walls and furniture is NOT CAMO - no matter how many times she tells you that it is foilage.
11-29-2007, 12:31 PM
#24
Fork Horn
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio (Buckeye= Big Bucks)
Posts: 333
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: bawanajim
"Hunting buddies that wimper and whine" are not hunting buddies at all,and should be looked upon as diseased and unwanted, and most deserving of a bitch slap!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hunting buddies that wimper and whine" are not hunting buddies at all,and should be looked upon as diseased and unwanted, and most deserving of a bitch slap!!!!!!!!!!!
11-29-2007, 01:14 PM
#25
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iowa (Heartland USA)
Posts: 3,249
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
[quote]ORIGINAL: mj23
If a hunting buddy's wife repeatedly calls him for no reason other than to bug him b/c he's out of the house and she isn't, and he answers the phone everytime, you should have the right to shoot his phone.
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Anyone who has the phone turned on while hunting is NO man! Yes, I take it with me but it is turned off as soon as I am in the stand/blind and it does not get turned back on until I get out of the stand/blind.
If a hunting buddy's wife repeatedly calls him for no reason other than to bug him b/c he's out of the house and she isn't, and he answers the phone everytime, you should have the right to shoot his phone.
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Anyone who has the phone turned on while hunting is NO man! Yes, I take it with me but it is turned off as soon as I am in the stand/blind and it does not get turned back on until I get out of the stand/blind.
11-29-2007, 01:19 PM
#28
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Heaven is my home, temporarily residing in WNY :)
Posts: 6,679
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: virginiashadow
If you walk around 1-2 hours before dark, scaring every deer between here and the moon, prepared to get shot with a pellet gun.
If you walk around 1-2 hours before dark, scaring every deer between here and the moon, prepared to get shot with a pellet gun.
11-29-2007, 01:20 PM
#29
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Michigan/Ohio
Posts: 11,682
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: PreacherTony
but...... those spikes keep slipping outta my hand!
ORIGINAL: Germ
All bucks must bedragged outby the antlers!!!
All bucks must bedragged outby the antlers!!!
11-29-2007, 01:20 PM
#30
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iowa (Heartland USA)
Posts: 3,249
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
Also to be included in the New category along with truck, bow, GF, etc. is NEW LAND! I put up aerial views back in September, but here is a pic of one of my ponds.
