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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: mj23 If a hunting buddy's wife repeatedly calls him for no reason other than to bug him b/c he's out of the house and she isn't, and he answers the phone everytime, you should have the right to shoot his phone. Tom |
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
A true hunting Buddie is always wife free ,as to never interfere with the camaraderie of the hunt.;)
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If you get invited to hunt at a buddy's place, don't show up without beer!
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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
All bucks must bedragged outby the antlers!!!
If you're invited to a wedding during bowseason, you must go to the wedding in full camo. Walk up to the groom, slap him in the face, then plant one on his bride, then go hunting!!! If someone in your house gives one of your mounts a nasty look, you have the right to mount their head next to it, but don't, your buck deserves better. Take the mount disliker on your next hunt, shoot a bigger buck, and make them drag it out and gut it!! If your wife complains about you hunting, hunt more and buy yourself another bow. There are people who talk about how great hunter they are, then there is you, no talk needed;) If you wound a deer, and want to cry, don't. Shoot yourself in the same place and wander around the woods for a few days. Come home put some JD on the wound and move on!!!!! To test how sharp your BH are, stick one in your gut, if it does not hurt, it's sharp enough!! |
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
Don't be the guy to show up for a hunt and say, "Man, I haven't shot this (bow or gun) since last year,
but I'm sure it's on." That is greatly deserving of the full wrath of the giant beer can. |
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: Germ All bucks must bedragged outby the antlers!!! If you're invited to a wedding during bowseason, you must go to the wedding in full camo. Walk up to the groom, slap him in the face, then plant one on his bride, then go hunting!!! If someone in your house gives one of your mounts a nasty look, you have the right to mount their head next to it, but don't, your buck deserves better. Take the mount disliker on your next hunt, shoot a bigger buck, and make them drag it out and gut it!! If your wife complains about you hunting, hunt more and buy yourself another bow. There are people who talk about how great hunter they are, then there is you, no talk needed;) If you wound a deer, and want to cry, don't. Shoot yourself in the same place and wander around the woods for a few days. Come home put some JD on the wound and move on!!!!! To test how sharp your BH are, stick one in your gut, if it does not hurt, it's sharp enough!! You're brilliant Germ! |
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Germ for man law council president!
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I second that. Germ, those are awesome!
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RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
A hunting buddy that steals your wife can be forgiven. One that steals your deer cannot.
Camo is NOT a fashion statement. It is a tool of the trade. Hunters to not drive Neons. (Possible exceptions will be made if it has a gun rack, a lift kit,and a live well in the trunk for fishing season.) |
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
If you feel the need to make fun of people at the check station b/c of the deer they shot, I am sick of it and will pour deer intestinal fluid on your face.
If you walk around 1-2 hours before dark, scaring every deer between here and the moon, prepared to get shot with a pellet gun. If you keep saying, "I see deer all the time but they are always 100 yards away", all the while smelling like you have been training in a highschool wrestling room and have not bathed in two weeks...then I don't know how else to say this other than SHUT UP. |
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