Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

You put on a safety harness to change the light bulb.
You have a camo tent over your bed.
You have winches hooked to every vehicle including your kid’s tricycle.
Your vehicle horn is an elk call.
Your new set of glasses comes with range finder built in.
You can only sit at one half of your dining table because the other half has 6 bitzenburger fletching jigs mounted to it.
Your night lights are the deer eyes in your mounts
Your clothes hangers are bent arrows
When you talk about your honeymoon it’s vague, we had a good time seen some sights, when you talk about your hunting trip its in detail. Best time of your life, what time you woke up, ate, got to the tree stand, how many deer you seen, who you went with, the weather conditions etc etc etc, Honeymoon conversation over in 15 minutes, hunting trip still talking about it.
When you can't make it through the day without hearing the words Buck, Arrow, or bow at least once.
When your wife is trying to get your attention and says dear, you quickly grab bow and binos.
You put at tree stand in your Christmas tree.
Your kids warn Santa not to land on your roof.
You go around the neighborhood shooting the Christmas deer decorations.
You have a hard time getting up at 6 am to go to work but you are up dressed and out the door at 3 am to hunt.
You’re afraid of heights but will sit in a tree stand 20 feet off the ground.
Your board sitting around for more than and hour but you will sit in a tree stand all day.
You won’t take your wife out to eat because it is only 50 degrees outside but you will go hunting at -10.
You start measuring everything in yardage.
You put a tree stand on the chimney for practice in the off season.
You strategically set up the furniture for best view out the windows.
You have an 8 pt buck head in the bathroom for a towel rack
You totally understand this 70#@29DL306fps350g/w80gBH.and consider it a complete sentence yet it takes you 3 times per page of reading to figure out how to hook up the dvd player to the tv.
You get married in the off season so you don’t have the anniversary during the season.
You make sure that your kids are born in the off season for the same reason above.
You don’t know your neighbors but the local archery shop calls you by first name.
Your house looks like a museum of wildlife.
You have more magazines dealing with hunting then the local book store.
People come to visit you and ask if you’re a taxidermy.
These are just a few of the better ones I have come up with or have read from another sight I am sure you can add to them, But at least you may get a chuckle out of them, Especially if you find your guilty of a lot of them.

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

Well being addicted to bowhunting is better than being addicted to cocaine;)

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

I think being addicted to bow hunting is better than being addicted to anything else.

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

Physically sure, I am not so sure about monetarily LOL :D

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

When you constantly reach inward on your release hand and expect to feel the release there......You might be addicted to bowhunting.;)

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You might be addicted to bowhunting when you have a cast on your leg, but you are still gonna be in the tree come opening day!.......I think we know who that is.

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

Thats pretty good................guilty of more than a few[8D]

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

You might be addicted to bow hunting if....... Your door bell sounds like a buck call.

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

I am guilty of so many of these i cut and pasted it to e-mail and sent it to my wife... lets see what she has to say. LOL

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

I was going to put that but didn't want to admit to shooting the ups thinking he was a deer.

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

One more, you might be addicted to bowhunting if..... your alarm clock sounds like rattling antlers. :D

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

Here are a couple more I know some of you are guilty of.



All your writing tools are made out of broken arrow shafts.
When your talking about speed it is fps not horsepower.
You understand what fps is.
You complain about spending more than 20 dollars on a pair of dress pants but willingly spend over a hundred on camo clothing.
When Archery equipment is considered a household living expense.
When you garage sounds like a local zoo because your practicing all your calls for the upcoming season.
When you can tell how many points a deer is by looking at it but you can’t balance your check book.
When you paint the decoys yearly but you haven’t painted your house in 10yrs.

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

That definitely made me laugh. I would have to say that I joke with my wife all the time about these two:

"You get married in the off season so you don’t have the anniversary during the season. "

and

"You make sure that your kids are born in the off season for the same reason above."

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

If you put ona cover scentbefore a date;)

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

I agree!:D

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Is this addicted? My daughters birthday is Oct. 4, bow season opens Oct 1. I told my daughter (Haleigh) that for her birthday I would let her go hunting with me and told her how fun it is. Moms P.O-d but NOW Haleigh really wants to go and even crys when mom tells her that Im not taking her hunting for her birthday. Alot of effort put into one evening of hunting when theres still about 3 months to go.

RE: Addicted to Bow Hunting
 

I would say its being addicted, But I would also say its being in trouble. And to be totally honest, I'm glad its you and not me. I think your going to have a few memorable nights to come until after your daughters birthday.