For the Newbies...
 

Its opening day here in the Northwoods,
And I'm sitting in the tree with all my hunting goods.
I range a tree and then a stump,
when I feel the urge to take a dump.
The urge is fierce and i cannot hold,
so i climb on down without my bow.
I lean my back against a tree,
when the devil comes out and then the pee.
I think about the night before,
I shouldn't have had those 3 shots, or was it 4.
I'm nearly done, about to set sail,
when in the distance is a Monster Whitetail.
I quickly put my clothes back on,
when OUCH, i zipped my tiny dong.
The pains horrific, but i get through it,
and climb my tree in hopes to shoot it.
The buck walks in and inches closer,
and there's a doe, he tries to Hose her.
She runs off and he follows,
over the ridge to the next hollow.
As i watch, my heart sinks,
when I realize something stinks.
I look around and, AHH, Alas,
I forgot to wipe my frickin a$$.


Mathewsboy - November 2005

RE: For the Newbies...
 

How long did that take to write?

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I dont remember, I wrote it two years ago.. Maybe 30 minutes or so...

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Is that a true story?:D

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If it was, Would I admit it?????

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LMBO!!!!!!!!:D

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Well, I have read some doozies on here....and they were true.:D

Good poem man.

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Thats awesome. :D And I will admit it, I have lost 2 socks to my rear end.[8D] Haha! Great poem. I'm gonna have to save this one.

BTW, my senior quote is due by friday... I was hoping it be hunting related, or from the civil war/world war 2 era. Anyone got any ideas?

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TIMED OUT


"In the long run, men only hit what they aim at. Therefore, though you should fail immediately, you had better aim at something high."

Henry David Thoreau

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Spoken like a true Yooper, Holy Waa eh!!!