buckmaster

How Many forum Posters does it take to change a light bulb??

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't
the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again...

GR8atta2d

And 1 to argue that lightbulbs cannot be regenerated.

OGW

You forgot the person who believes that "Traditional Lighting" is the only way to reallysee things and then offers instructions on how to make your own "Candles".

GMMAT

You learn fast, grasshopper.

txmarshmonkey

Yep, that's pretty accurate.

I started cracking up about half way through reading that.

Very good!

manuman

You also forgot aboutthe 3 who like t grow their own light bulbs

GR8atta2d

Yeah Manuman..and if you Don't put that 60 watt innow..it will be a 100 watter next year

JFergus7

And let's not forget the 4 that will just post a bunch of dancing smiley faces:

shawneeslinger

Too funny! What about the one's who prefer public utility lighting over private ownership because the skill required to read by public utility lighting is far greater?

Germ

You forgot about little lightbulbs in one location and big lightbulbs in other locations. Not about the lightbulbs it's about the location of the lightbulbs