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I keep seeing the same doe along the light rail in Baltimore in one of the roughest suburbs south of the city. The thing was standing right beside the tracks feeding like the train didn't exist in broad daylight.

Also, there was a buck at the archery range today. I didn't see it but the other guy shooting at one ofthe other targets said he heard a noise and turned around and it was 15 ft away from him and then stepped out into the target path. That's one brave deer.

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My neighbors are annoying. Typical Baltimoreidiots. Inner city folk that don't understand how to be quiet in the burbs.

5 kids, 0 father

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Time out, the ice cream man is coming down the street! Be right back!

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Yea good ole Cecil.

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No, his name is Hector Pablo Hernandez. Florida, ya see! Se habla espanol?

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One time I thought i stole a tootsie roll out of a dish at the tire store... but it said take one. Wheewwwww i was relieved.

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I would go and yell at those kids if I didn't think they were packing heat.

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I once stole a kiss from my wife. She wasn't looking so I figured why not.

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Don't you hate it when you are sitting at the car dealership and there isan attactive youngwomen sitting there with a little girl and you can't figure out if it's her daughter or sister and she keeps smiling at you when you look up and you don't know what to do?

If it's a daughter are you a cad for hitting on her in front of her daughter? Also, how old is she and when did she have the girl?

If it's her sister are you a cad for hitting on her in front of her little sister or is it more acceptable? And how young could she be to have a little sister that is that young?


It's a hard life.

Josh, did your wife leave yet? Where the heck is my call?

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I once had my cardboard box stolen. It was never returned.