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How'd I ever guess, it's the first line a theif uses :D;)[8D]:)

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wow 9 pages on this thread my dog is brown i'm how. co. md

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Keep it going...

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I got to work this morning and it was missing, damned theives!

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just talked to him, that wasn't him either.

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Darn...I figured as much when I woke up and still had to come to work, yep it was still there. Damned theives cant even steal a 3 story building the right way....

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I've had a pair of scissors and a red pen stolen from my desk. Wonder if it's the same guy?

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would you like me to ask him?

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Ask him if he is the guy who stole my cooler out of the back of my truck at walmart yesterday

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Yes,I really need those scissors. My company ony gives us 1 pair per person and if we loose them they hit us with rulers.

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This is worse than the "tampon" thread.

A new "low". :eek::D

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Dave,
If I'd known the pen was red, I would have left it there. Whouses a red pen anyway? I can't even read red writing.

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FOX NEWS just did a breaking story, someone stole it!

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I use a red pen to create my elaborate plans on how to steal something. That way color blind people can't read them.

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You shoulda left it on a green or brown background.:D

Hey, anyone need some scissors?

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LC,
How did you aquire these scissors? After all, your not addicted, so your not the thief!:eek:

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I'll trade you a tire off of a Dodge Dakota....recently acquired from a secret location in Baltimore...for the scissors?

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WTF, are you gonna spill the beans or what? Total chick thing to give part of the story!

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Steal their rulers... problem solved. They probably stole your scissors just so they could hit you with their rulers!! :D

Tim

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I didn't think of that. I do need to do that. I just "acquired" 2 hairless cats that I found outside an apartment near Hunt Valley. You'll have to protect your bow though if it has moleskin on it. The one likes to eat it.

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Hey Im missing a tire off the Dodge Dakota I stole...It doesnt roll too well with 3 tires.

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OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE!

LMAO

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Ohh yes I did LMAO

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Josh is worried about his hairless kitties!!!!

We need hunting season to get here fast. I need a new treestand andI know where to get a few in Wisconsin this year. ;)

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I woke up this morning, and everything I owned was stolen and replaced with an exact replica.

I called my friend on the phone and told him, "Everything I own was stolen and replaced with an exact replica!!!"

He said, "Do I know you?"

:D

...Steven Wright...

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Did they steal your "actual size" map of the US?

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LMAO
best pick up line EVER!!~
"Do you have a big trunk? I'm gonna put my bike in it."

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as i'm typing this, i'm finding myself really tired. What are the chances the thief stole some of my sleep last night[:@]

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Come on this post is hilarouse... if your having a crapy day just go read the part where the box got stolen!! HAHA

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HELP I CANT FIND ME!!!!!! damned theives.

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Sounds like you're in for a journey of self-discovery then.

Dave,
You can have the scissors back. I didn't realize they were those "paper only" safety scissors. Besides, the "Dora the Explorer" print is just annoying anyway.

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I think the thieves need to steal this thread and hide it somewhere, because this thread is Whack!

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If you don't find tis funny, then you must have had your sense of humour stolen!

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manuman,
You beat me to it!:D