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Old 05-22-2007, 12:51 AM
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Why is it that I cant hardly drag my rear out of bed at 6am to go to work but I can wake up 30 minutes before the alarm goes off at 4am to go hunting?

Why is it that the smell of a wet dog is offensive except on days in the corn stubble when the roosters are everywhere?

Why is it that hot dogs taste better in a ball park or hunting camp then anywhere else on earth?

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Old 05-22-2007, 03:54 AM
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why is it you can spend hours and hours in a sporting goods store but get pissed if your in line at the gas station for more that 2 min?
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:39 AM
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Why is it called a HAMburger, when there is no ham in it???[&:]
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:41 AM
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Why is it that we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:49 AM
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Why is it we don't call proctologists - astronauts?

Why is it we don't call hemeroids - asteroids?

Why is it we don't call asteroids - hemeroids?
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:51 AM
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Why is it that this thread is in the "Bowhunting" Forum and not the "Off Season" Forum?[8D]
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:26 AM
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Why is it that a man will spend $25,000 on a truck and trade it in in 5 years? And spend $1200 on a bow and trade it in in 3 years? And spend spend $6000 on a four wheeler and get rid of it in 5 years? But the one thing that he has to remember the hunt for the rest of his life, he wants it cheap?
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Old 05-22-2007, 08:08 AM
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Why is it that a guy whorolls updrivinga $40,000 truck pulling a new trailorloaded withan $8,000 ATV behind it, who can dropthe tailgate exposing his $1,500 bow rig, $1,000 binos and a couple thousand dollars worth of camo scent-lok, treestands, rangefinder, and all the other accessories you could think of, yet he'll insist that he should never have to pay for someplace to huntbecause "average folks" just don't have the money to blow! LOL!

Why is it that a Non Resident hunter will save up and pinch pennies to come hunt the land where "big bucks are behind every tree" yet go home at the end of his hunt with a 2 1/2 year old 100" buck!
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Old 05-22-2007, 08:12 AM
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Why is it when the "other guy" does something good.....it's "easy"?
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