Taking a number 2 from stand
01-10-2007, 10:17 PM
#41
Fork Horn
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Saint Robert, MO
Posts: 496
RE: Taking a number 2 from stand
ORIGINAL: LouisianaTomkat
Had this scenario happen just this year. Climbed up in my climber well before first light and got settled in and ready and the pain struck. I would have never made it down in time and I had to go. Well, 2 layers of clothes and a safety harness later, I was painting the town brown, if you know what I mean. Had to relocate. Bad situation to be in. Bad, bad situation.
LT
Had this scenario happen just this year. Climbed up in my climber well before first light and got settled in and ready and the pain struck. I would have never made it down in time and I had to go. Well, 2 layers of clothes and a safety harness later, I was painting the town brown, if you know what I mean. Had to relocate. Bad situation to be in. Bad, bad situation.
LT
01-10-2007, 10:37 PM
#42
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Eureka, MO
Posts: 1,519
RE: Taking a number 2 from stand
This is kinda embarassing but what the hay. I had been getting sick to my stomach the past couple days but decided to go hunt behind my house one morning. I got all the way up the tree and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I had to go and I had to go now. So instead of crapping my pants i shat through the slots of my treestand. Needless to say i was done hunting for the day. This year same thing happened but i was still picking out a tree. So, i went downwind about 30 yards, and about 30 minutes later i shot a 4 pointer.
01-10-2007, 10:44 PM
#43
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eureka, MO
Posts: 3,703
RE: Taking a number 2 from stand
ORIGINAL: MOmightymite
This is kinda embarassing but what the hay. I had been getting sick to my stomach the past couple days but decided to go hunt behind my house one morning. I got all the way up the tree and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I had to go and I had to go now. So instead of crapping my pants i shat through the slots of my treestand. Needless to say i was done hunting for the day. This year same thing happened but i was still picking out a tree. So, i went downwind about 30 yards, and about 30 minutes later i shot a 4 pointer.
This is kinda embarassing but what the hay. I had been getting sick to my stomach the past couple days but decided to go hunt behind my house one morning. I got all the way up the tree and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I had to go and I had to go now. So instead of crapping my pants i shat through the slots of my treestand. Needless to say i was done hunting for the day. This year same thing happened but i was still picking out a tree. So, i went downwind about 30 yards, and about 30 minutes later i shot a 4 pointer.
01-10-2007, 11:17 PM
#47
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location:
Posts: 53
RE: Taking a number 2 from stand
I can tell you how I do it. I where a waist belt type safety harness in my stand. When I gotta take a dump I slide the belt up under my arm pits, I make sure the rope attached to the harness is secure around the tree. I face the tree and slowly ease my pants to my ankles. I lean back with my ass hanging over my foot platform while holding tightly to my rope. It's like hovering Twenty feet in the air to take a dump. Nothing like the cold air grazing your dangling tea bags while your doing your business.
01-10-2007, 11:27 PM
#48
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Idaho
Posts: 2,072
RE: Taking a number 2 from stand
ORIGINAL: 270GameOver
I can tell you how I do it. I where a waist belt type safety harness in my stand. When I gotta take a dump I slide the belt up under my arm pits, I make sure the rope attached to the harness is secure around the tree. I face the tree and slowly ease my pants to my ankles. I lean back with my ass hanging over my foot platform while holding tightly to my rope. It's like hovering Twenty feet in the air to take a dump. Nothing like the cold air grazing your dangling tea bags while your doing your business.
I can tell you how I do it. I where a waist belt type safety harness in my stand. When I gotta take a dump I slide the belt up under my arm pits, I make sure the rope attached to the harness is secure around the tree. I face the tree and slowly ease my pants to my ankles. I lean back with my ass hanging over my foot platform while holding tightly to my rope. It's like hovering Twenty feet in the air to take a dump. Nothing like the cold air grazing your dangling tea bags while your doing your business.
01-10-2007, 11:33 PM
#49
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska
Posts: 539
RE: Taking a number 2 from stand
Well all i can say is thats nasty and when i felt the urge i would get out of my stand and do #2 downwind and away from my stand, i never thought that this would be discussed on here.
01-10-2007, 11:50 PM
#50
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location:
Posts: 53
RE: Taking a number 2 from stand
ORIGINAL: Elkcrazy8
You wouldn't happen to have a diagram of this would you?????
ORIGINAL: 270GameOver
I can tell you how I do it. I where a waist belt type safety harness in my stand. When I gotta take a dump I slide the belt up under my arm pits, I make sure the rope attached to the harness is secure around the tree. I face the tree and slowly ease my pants to my ankles. I lean back with my ass hanging over my foot platform while holding tightly to my rope. It's like hovering Twenty feet in the air to take a dump. Nothing like the cold air grazing your dangling tea bags while your doing your business.
I can tell you how I do it. I where a waist belt type safety harness in my stand. When I gotta take a dump I slide the belt up under my arm pits, I make sure the rope attached to the harness is secure around the tree. I face the tree and slowly ease my pants to my ankles. I lean back with my ass hanging over my foot platform while holding tightly to my rope. It's like hovering Twenty feet in the air to take a dump. Nothing like the cold air grazing your dangling tea bags while your doing your business.
