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Old 12-22-2006, 06:41 PM
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When Chuck Norris comes out of the woods after 30 minutes past sundown, he's supposed to keep his hands in his pockets and his feet on the ground. But nobody enforces it![:-]
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Old 12-22-2006, 09:15 PM
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ORIGINAL: Germ

ORIGINAL: Rob/PA Bowyer

ORIGINAL: gzg38b

Thanks for this link. I was in tears laughing so hard at some of these!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Oh, OKAY, I'm an idiot....[8D]

Don't say it.
Welcome to the INTERNET Rob[8D]

GR8 where is your chuck norris post? I thought this was a GR8 thread

Here you go, let me help you getstarted
Chuck Norris round house kicked Tressel so hard he now coaches for MI[8D]

MI lost to Ohio St. because Chuck Norris said they would[8D], and ND will beat LSU for the same reason.
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Old 12-22-2006, 09:37 PM
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chuck norris doesn't hunt the wind, doesn't believe in scent blocker, scent molecules are simply too afraid and too low on the class system to adhere to chucks' golden skin
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Old 12-22-2006, 10:15 PM
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When Chuck Norris kills a deer, Tred Barta even says NOW THATS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL A DEER!!!!
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Old 12-22-2006, 10:16 PM
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Chuck Norris needs only one pin... it is set to "kill".
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:12 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't stalk deer they stalk him because he says so
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Old 12-23-2006, 04:21 PM
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When Chuck Norris kills a deer, he never has to gut it. He simply gives it a roundhouse kick to the face, and the meat comes out the other end fully proccessed, vaccum sealed, and frozen.


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Old 12-23-2006, 04:39 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a fawn bleat call. He simply kidnaps fawns and holds them hostage.
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Old 12-23-2006, 04:56 PM
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Chuck Norris once rippedthe leg off a deerand beat it to death.
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Old 12-23-2006, 05:29 PM
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C.N. SUCKS!
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