Man I have the perfect T shirt for a rebuttal... Not appropriate for the youngsters though.... Man I wish I could post it.... [8D]Not for the little kitties but the u of m.....[/align]

You guys could dress up in caribou hair suits and take down Muskox with homemade eskimo spears.

Dumb Ohio Laws[*]In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.[*]Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.[*]It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.[*]It is illegal to get a fish drunk.[*]The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.[*]Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.[*]Breast feeding is not allowed in public.[*]It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.[*]It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.[*]Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.[*]No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

Any questions

[*]A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?” The guy replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6′5″, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order please?”

LMAO!!!

Last one's

Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.

A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.

A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: “Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man.” The little boy asked his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”

Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie’s lamp. “Who disturbs me?” asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. “You will each get one wish,” said the genie. Jim offers to go first. “I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!” The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he’ll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, “Fill it with water.”

Google is pretty weak tonight eh germ...... Not an original joke in the bunch.... Keep diggin

Ha, it was yahoo

" TJFis most likely to be served yet again by dagger buck 2 "

Nope, not gonna happen!! Sadly it has nothing to do with me still "BEING" top dog in this house or on the hunting grounds. Respect!!!

Seems the young lad got himself an admirer who is tryingsweeten him up with gifts of chocolates. Girls have found him. Everything I have taught him and shared with him will soon be forgotten. Hunting will probably get forced to the back burner. He is a bambi caught in the headlights. I would tell him to run but since he isn't sharing his chocolate with dad, he can find out on his own... the evil, evil world of girls!! I've been there/done it and the meek don't survive.

Let's all say a prayer for dagger buck 2. He is gonna need it!! He has been served!!!!! He just don't know it yet!!!

Tim