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Pass gas on stand?
Sounds stupid but I have read several posts about peeing while hunting etc. But do you fart while out there, I don't have much self control about not doing that and sometimes, well, if they say deer smell 500x better than us.......
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Cut it loose! I doubt it hurts
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let-r-rip
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Practice on making it sound like a rutting buck ;)
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If I have too I will, better to be sitting in a tree and be comfortable.. Movement and bending over from a sore stomach will probably mess up your hunt more than a quick wiff of rotten butt...
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ORIGINAL: icedern Practice on making it sound like a rutting buck ;) |
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I don't think thats the kind of grunting the deer are supposed to respond to.........
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What next?
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Ain't no way I'm holding it in! I sound off anytime I feel the urge...shoot, I farted three times just this morning!!
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I don't think it matters. Gas is most likely going to float upwards, away from a deer's nose. Even if it didn't, it seems that human wastes don't scare deer too much.
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Just make sure it is only gas!!!!
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ORIGINAL: mofireman Ain't no way I'm holding it in! I sound off anytime I feel the urge...shoot, I farted three times just this morning!! Uh oh...better make it four.:eek: |
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ORIGINAL: MikeVT Just make sure it is only gas!!!! Holy poop smell Batman! My one thousandth post was about farting!!! LOL |
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ORIGINAL: icedern Practice on making it sound like a rutting buck ;) Letting one rip while on the stand is no big deal. It all depends on what you ate for dinner the night before. I mean, if you went mexican and ate tacos, burritos, and beans, then you might end up clearing out the whole forest!  Butch A. |
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ORIGINAL: livbucks ORIGINAL: mofireman Ain't no way I'm holding it in! I sound off anytime I feel the urge...shoot, I farted three times just this morning!! Uh oh...better make it four.:eek: |
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Na believe it or not during rifle season last year a deer was walking by and i farted and it stopped and i shot it!!!
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Better out than in I always say.
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Every once in a while I like to test my Scentlok suit and see how well it is functioning. Seems Scentlok hasn't quite got the scent elimination down yet.....
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With a little practice you can probably leave those grunts and calls at home. Work on it.
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just fart other wise you will have stomach cramps
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ORIGINAL: Madjac20 With a little practice you can probably leave those grunts and calls at home. Work on it. |
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What man (or woman) could hold onto a fart? Its pretty impossible.[8D]
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I HOPE THAT WAS A JOKE QUESTION LOL.........
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Absolutely do NOT pass gas on stand. Bring a couple rolls of duct tape with you.
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sure do wow i had to pick myself off the floor
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Once I farted in the stand and a few minutes later a nice buck walked by and I shot it. Several times since then I have killed deer after farting. So I fart every chance I get.
However, at all cost, definitely avoid the dreaded shart. |
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my friend took a pi ss 2 weeks ago out of his tree stand, and shot his first deer 30 minutes later.
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I am a firm believer in holding it in at all costs, unless of course your hunting buddy is sitting next to you. In this case, you almost feel obligated to share it.
ok im kiddin...i dont ever hold it cuz it dont matter. this has to be the weirdest post i have seen on here since joining tho. |
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More room out than in, so Let-R-Rip Tator Chip
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One morning, after a big dinner the night before that includedbroccoli and boiled eggs,I was dozing in my pop up blind. The urge to pass gas came over me while in my drowsy state and before I knew it I had woke myself up and gagged myself at the same time. I wasn't sure what had happened at first but I must have been a sight with my head sticking out the window of the blind gasping for air.
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ORIGINAL: TEmbry15 this has to be the weirdest post i have seen on here since joining tho. |
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I let it rip unless there are deer under me.
Funny story: I had a hand full of does under my stand a few years ago. That morning I had awful gas. After holding it in for 20 minutes watching these does hoping a buck would come along, I couldn't do it any longer - the gas had to pass. I decided to have some fun with it and do a little test. It was one of those days that nothing could come out of your a$$ quietly, so I let it rip with a little push of encouragement to make it louder - I wanted to see how the deer would react. They all came five feet off the ground whirling in mid air then bolting in different directions when they finally hit the ground running. After 20 yards or so they all stopped to look back trying to figure out the strange noise. That's when they busted me- I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sit still. It was rather funny. |
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You need a fart filter that will dispence soft smells of doe in heat, dominant buck, or etc. Also geta toner for your undies so you can crack one off but make it sound like a grunt tube.;)
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I can see it now, the new marketing stunt, " The Fart Muffler"!! Somebody's gonna make millions!!;)
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ORIGINAL: badshotbob I let it rip unless there are deer under me. Funny story: I had a hand full of does under my stand a few years ago. That morning I had awful gas. After holding it in for 20 minutes watching these does hoping a buck would come along, I couldn't do it any longer - the gas had to pass. I decided to have some fun with it and do a little test. It was one of those days that nothing could come out of your a$$ quietly, so I let it rip with a little push of encouragement to make it louder - I wanted to see how the deer would react. They all came five feet off the ground whirling in mid air then bolting in different directions when they finally hit the ground running. After 20 yards or so they all stopped to look back trying to figure out the strange noise. That's when they busted me- I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sit still. It was rather funny. Man, I can just visualize this.... Peaceful, quiet, woods... deer quietly moving around, oblivious to anything, when BROOOONK!!! a loud fart comes from up above.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........ :D Butch A. |
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let'er rip on man
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I always take a bic lighter in the stand and light my farts so the deer dont catch wind of them. Works for me.
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Hey Bagem
Had a frend do that once, he burnt the hair off his butt. Talk about a bad smell. |
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ORIGINAL: bagem I always take a bic lighter in the stand and light my farts so the deer dont catch wind of them. Works for me. |
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Now that is what I call a MAD Buck Roar, or just some A-hole behind me talking crap...
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