RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

You hear your wife "break-wind" in the bedroom....


...you mistake it for a doe in estrous bleat....


....you come running.....


....with your ears pinned back.....


....and your upper lip curled.

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

When your chosen home location, job, vacation time, laundry soap, clothing,everything is carefully picked to enhance your bowhunting opportunities and your kids can snort wheeze on command!

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

When you change you usual route home so that you can drive along a back road and look for deer. Then when you see one you stop in the middle of the road to check it out with the bino's.

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

When you use your release to attach to your zipper when you have
to take a leak.

When you start listening for every little sound and you can hear a spider
walking across the floor in the next room but still can't hear what your
wife says when she is sitting next to you.

When you go to the store and the cashier says 3 bucks, and you shout "WHERE?"

When you drive down the road and every other bush or stalk of grass
looks like a "nice deer."

When you can leave your house in the middle of a cold dead winters morning before dark and realize you aren't wearing a coat, but you are only pissed off because you forgot your release.

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

HA! I meant before daylight not dark!

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

LOL I thought I was the only one who did that.

Ya know, I think this is where the line is drawn between addiction and obsession.

Oh, here's one from yesterday... when there's 2 inches of accumulated snow on you cause you were so intent on staying motionless for a whole 3 hours.

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

When you use deer lure as aftershave! [:'(]

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

When your neck swells up and you grunt at your wife cause your "in the mood";)

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
 

When you putt up a stand in your back yard and practice sitting, and yes I do this and thats why my wife and neighbors think I'm insane.

RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...