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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
You hear your wife "break-wind" in the bedroom....
...you mistake it for a doe in estrous bleat.... ....you come running..... ....with your ears pinned back..... ....and your upper lip curled. |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When your chosen home location, job, vacation time, laundry soap, clothing,everything is carefully picked to enhance your bowhunting opportunities and your kids can snort wheeze on command!
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you change you usual route home so that you can drive along a back road and look for deer. Then when you see one you stop in the middle of the road to check it out with the bino's.
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you use your release to attach to your zipper when you have
to take a leak. When you start listening for every little sound and you can hear a spider walking across the floor in the next room but still can't hear what your wife says when she is sitting next to you. When you go to the store and the cashier says 3 bucks, and you shout "WHERE?" When you drive down the road and every other bush or stalk of grass looks like a "nice deer." When you can leave your house in the middle of a cold dead winters morning before dark and realize you aren't wearing a coat, but you are only pissed off because you forgot your release. |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
HA! I meant before daylight not dark!
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
ORIGINAL: When you drive down the road and every other bush or stalk of grass looks like a "nice deer." Ya know, I think this is where the line is drawn between addiction and obsession. Oh, here's one from yesterday... when there's 2 inches of accumulated snow on you cause you were so intent on staying motionless for a whole 3 hours. |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you use deer lure as aftershave! [:'(]
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When your neck swells up and you grunt at your wife cause your "in the mood";)
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you putt up a stand in your back yard and practice sitting, and yes I do this and thats why my wife and neighbors think I'm insane.
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you sell your house, quit your job, and move from Michigan to Iowa to hunt full-time!
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
:DWhen you keep 2 releases strapped your shifter on your car or truck and 3 broken arrows from the years bow kills on your back dash.:D
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
... you find yourself flossing with Zebra String
... the neighbors keep telling you they're not real so please stop talking their x-mas reindeer ... you callto complain because your favorite bow shop was closed due to the owner's death |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you can say you've done 90% of the stuff already written.
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
you're addicted to huntin' when you leave your husband in the hospital when he thinks he's having a heart attack..........sad but true.....in my defense he told me to leave after the first two sets of results came back negative....i fought him tooth and nail but i finally gave in...i still feel bad about going and realized that i am most definitely addicted and should probably seek some help.
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
when you hang scent drippers and wicks on your christmas tree, instead of orniments;)
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
the first thing you do after class lets out is put on a safety belt and check the wind
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When its just before season and you are putting the kids in the back seat of the truck and the 3 yr old starts crying, "I dont want to go look for deer".
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
Your Christmas tree has a rub on it........facing away from the kitchen.
You have your blind set in the hallway between the kitchen and the bedroom.............. Of course...on the downwind side of the hall.......where else? |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
when your girlfriends leave you this time of year. sorry ...i was hunting befor i met ya, and il be hunting when you leave
and your sad to see blaze orange:( |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When your wife cooks beef for dinner and the kids complain that this deer meat tastes funny!
(yes, it really happened!) |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
any body else going bow hunting goose and ducks on x-mas day
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you ask your wife to wear tinks , instead of chanell
Or when most of the posts on this thread apply to you pesonaly |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
ORIGINAL: waterfx any body else going bow hunting goose and ducks on x-mas day |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you skip class to get to your stand early, and skip class to stay in the stand late.
When you don't go home for thanksgiving, christmas, or new years because its pre-rut, rut, and post-rut. When the season is over you bait for deer in the front yard and shoot them with blunt tips. When your girlfriend wants to come hunting with you, "it's the only way she can spend time with you on the weekends." |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
"When the season is over you bait for deer in the front yard and shoot them with blunt tips." Are you stupid or something? |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
...your bow cost more than your car
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
Are you stupid or something?
--being addicted to bowhunting makes you do stupid things |
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
when you voluntarily take a layoff for 2-3 months from work just so you can hunt....Thank God for unemployment!!!
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RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
...your car gas bill per week is more than your house gas bill (winter heating) per month
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