You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
12-01-2005, 08:35 AM
#41
New Sheriff
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: SW Arkansas
Posts: 4,591
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
You hear your wife "break-wind" in the bedroom....
...you mistake it for a doe in estrous bleat....
....you come running.....
....with your ears pinned back.....
....and your upper lip curled.
...you mistake it for a doe in estrous bleat....
....you come running.....
....with your ears pinned back.....
....and your upper lip curled.
12-01-2005, 11:22 AM
#42
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Northern Idaho's Panhandle
Posts: 4,436
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When your chosen home location, job, vacation time, laundry soap, clothing,everything is carefully picked to enhance your bowhunting opportunities and your kids can snort wheeze on command!
12-01-2005, 11:35 AM
#43
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Somerset, PA
Posts: 82
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you change you usual route home so that you can drive along a back road and look for deer. Then when you see one you stop in the middle of the road to check it out with the bino's.
12-01-2005, 03:49 PM
#44
Fork Horn
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 348
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
When you use your release to attach to your zipper when you have
to take a leak.
When you start listening for every little sound and you can hear a spider
walking across the floor in the next room but still can't hear what your
wife says when she is sitting next to you.
When you go to the store and the cashier says 3 bucks, and you shout "WHERE?"
When you drive down the road and every other bush or stalk of grass
looks like a "nice deer."
When you can leave your house in the middle of a cold dead winters morning before dark and realize you aren't wearing a coat, but you are only pissed off because you forgot your release.
to take a leak.
When you start listening for every little sound and you can hear a spider
walking across the floor in the next room but still can't hear what your
wife says when she is sitting next to you.
When you go to the store and the cashier says 3 bucks, and you shout "WHERE?"
When you drive down the road and every other bush or stalk of grass
looks like a "nice deer."
When you can leave your house in the middle of a cold dead winters morning before dark and realize you aren't wearing a coat, but you are only pissed off because you forgot your release.
12-04-2005, 06:37 AM
#46
Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 276
RE: You know you're addicted to bowhunting when...
ORIGINAL:
When you drive down the road and every other bush or stalk of grass
looks like a "nice deer."
When you drive down the road and every other bush or stalk of grass
looks like a "nice deer."
Ya know, I think this is where the line is drawn between addiction and obsession.
Oh, here's one from yesterday... when there's 2 inches of accumulated snow on you cause you were so intent on staying motionless for a whole 3 hours.
