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Personal Relationships – M Seeking M/F

Senior white male human seeking a relationship with a male or female whitetail deer. Mature adults only - youngsters are not my style. Are you a morning animal or one that doesn’t really get moving until the late evening? It makes no difference to me. I’m flexible and can adjust to your schedule. Are you a "full bodied" female? You’re just my type. If you’re a big horny male I’ve got just the thing for you! Let’s meet face to face. I can promise you an explosive first encounter, followed by several home cooked meals. Contact Semisane at HuntingNet.com.

haha ha now thats funny:devil:

First response:

Excellent Mountaineer Magic! But if she shows up with a little spotted one with her I'd have to turn her down.

I'm with you Semisane, I couldn't take Momma away from one that is still dependent upon her. I have seen does with fawns still nursing when our bow season opens and I just watch and enjoy. I also enjoy your sense of humor!.......BPS

semi, I tink the heat of the summer FRIED something.

Two pieces of bread and that spoted one would be a great sandwich. would be about it though, no left overs.

Thats what I am talking about

Another great humorous post by the master.

I think he is funny, but his wife just thinks he is semi-funny......