Ut Oh, Semi may be in trouble
06-14-2011, 06:53 PM
#13
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: River Ridge, LA (Suburb of New Orleans)
Posts: 10,917
Go ahead guys, have your fun.
I can take it, even though I surely don't deserve to be the target of such jocularity. After all, would I stoop so low as to take humorous shots at any of you?
Bronko, you know darn well I don't wear my frilly blouse when shooting. It's much too delicate to stand up the the washing required to remove black powder residue. Have you ever walked to the 100 yard target two or three times in stiletto heals? Never again. I'll stick to my black pumps.
Devil, you have no idea how many times I've heard someone whisper "HOT" as I bent over to check my targets. And it's a dragonfly, not a butterfly.
Lane, that picture was supposed to be something special between just you and me. You promised to never show it to others.
I accompanied the ladies to a Chinese resturant today. The gals range in age from 16 to 84. After we had been seated and ordered, the proprietor stopped by the table to thank us for coming and make small talk. To me he commented (thick accent) "you so rucky, have dinner with six rovely ladies".
"Now so lucky" I replied "they're my wives and are costing me a fortune". My mother-in-law spit iced tea all over the table cloth. I think he thought I was serious.
I can take it, even though I surely don't deserve to be the target of such jocularity. After all, would I stoop so low as to take humorous shots at any of you?
Bronko, you know darn well I don't wear my frilly blouse when shooting. It's much too delicate to stand up the the washing required to remove black powder residue. Have you ever walked to the 100 yard target two or three times in stiletto heals? Never again. I'll stick to my black pumps.
Devil, you have no idea how many times I've heard someone whisper "HOT" as I bent over to check my targets. And it's a dragonfly, not a butterfly.
Lane, that picture was supposed to be something special between just you and me. You promised to never show it to others.
I accompanied the ladies to a Chinese resturant today. The gals range in age from 16 to 84. After we had been seated and ordered, the proprietor stopped by the table to thank us for coming and make small talk. To me he commented (thick accent) "you so rucky, have dinner with six rovely ladies".
"Now so lucky" I replied "they're my wives and are costing me a fortune". My mother-in-law spit iced tea all over the table cloth. I think he thought I was serious.
06-14-2011, 07:40 PM
#15
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Colorado
Posts: 9,557
Go ahead guys, have your fun.
I can take it, even though I surely don't deserve to be the target of such jocularity. After all, would I stoop so low as to take humorous shots at any of you?
Bronko, you know darn well I don't wear my frilly blouse when shooting. It's much too delicate to stand up the the washing required to remove black powder residue. Have you ever walked to the 100 yard target two or three times in stiletto heals? Never again. I'll stick to my black pumps.
Devil, you have no idea how many times I've heard someone whisper "HOT" as I bent over to check my targets. And it's a dragonfly, not a butterfly.
Lane, that picture was supposed to be something special between just you and me. You promised to never show it to others.
I accompanied the ladies to a Chinese resturant today. The gals range in age from 16 to 84. After we had been seated and ordered, the proprietor stopped by the table to thank us for coming and make small talk. To me he commented (thick accent) "you so rucky, have dinner with six rovely ladies".
"Now so lucky" I replied "they're my wives and are costing me a fortune". My mother-in-law spit iced tea all over the table cloth. I think he thought I was serious.
I can take it, even though I surely don't deserve to be the target of such jocularity. After all, would I stoop so low as to take humorous shots at any of you?
Bronko, you know darn well I don't wear my frilly blouse when shooting. It's much too delicate to stand up the the washing required to remove black powder residue. Have you ever walked to the 100 yard target two or three times in stiletto heals? Never again. I'll stick to my black pumps.
Devil, you have no idea how many times I've heard someone whisper "HOT" as I bent over to check my targets. And it's a dragonfly, not a butterfly.
Lane, that picture was supposed to be something special between just you and me. You promised to never show it to others.
I accompanied the ladies to a Chinese resturant today. The gals range in age from 16 to 84. After we had been seated and ordered, the proprietor stopped by the table to thank us for coming and make small talk. To me he commented (thick accent) "you so rucky, have dinner with six rovely ladies".
"Now so lucky" I replied "they're my wives and are costing me a fortune". My mother-in-law spit iced tea all over the table cloth. I think he thought I was serious.
We need to save this post for blackmail in the future.
