I Am BRILLIANT!
 

After many years of marriage, with the kidsgrown and out of the house, you get to a point where Christmas gifts get real simple. No more guessing or attempts to surprise. So,here's a conversation I had with my wife this afternoon.

ME:What do you want for Christmas?
HER:I'd really like a turquoise ring to match those ear rings you gave me last year.
ME:Fine, we can go shopping and you can pick one out, or you can just go out and buy the one you want.
HER: OK, I'll start looking. What do you want?
ME: Well, remember that little gun I was looking at in Cabala's, the Omega X7. I've been thinking about getting one but it's almost $400.
HER:Another gun? Don't you have enough guns yet?
ME: Yeah, I guess. But here's the thing. We've been married over 40 years and I'm happy as a clam. Looked at other women but never touched. Never felt the need for variety
in women. But guns are different. I sure enjoyplaying around with a different one now and then.
HER:You ought to go to Cabala's and pick it out yourself because I wouldn't know what I'm looking at. You want some ice cream?

Am I brilliant, or what?

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

that is brilliant. Thanks for shareing now we can all use that excuse.

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

Ought to be calling you "Mr. Smooth" instead of semisane!!

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LMAO. well done. and enjoy your new gun:)

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

Well played sir

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

:D:D:D Don't forget that Christmas BlackHorn 209 powder for your new gun..


And a new scope, and some Shockwaves, and quick release mounts, and ....

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

ah dunno, didju take da ice cream?

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So that's what I've been doing wrong....


















You mean you aren't supposed to fondle other women????:D

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

I'd say you need to change your screen name.........your a lot smarter than you give yourself credit.

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

You can do that. It's no more dangerous than putting smokless powder in a sidelock. :D:D

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

messing with strange women when your married is just crazy.:eek:It's like being a fat man at a fancy restaurant when you'reon a diet. You can read the dessert menu all you like and dream of the chocolate cream pie.. but your stuck with diet jello. :D

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

I am SOOOO USING that......been married 11 years now...and I am for sure coping you 100%.
BRILLIANT....thats FAWKING AWESOME!!!

And you got Ice Cream too....

Cheers
GIBB

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

oh great semisane, I would love to learn from your greatness.

Ice cream for me. my folks owned an ice cream shop for 20+years ;):D

RE: I Am BRILLIANT!
 

So what kind of ice cream did you have? Personally, I think that was a lot of work to go through to get ice cream, but then I don't know how badly you wanted the ice cream and I know women can get pretty stingy with, um, ice cream, so yeah, I guess that was a pretty good job.

Vince