5 signs you've hired the wrong hunting guide
02-26-2005, 10:55 PM
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5 signs you've hired the wrong hunting guide
5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
02-27-2005, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: ASHTABULA CO. OHIO
Posts: 247
RE: 5 signs you've hired the wrong hunting guide
no.6-- When you ask your guide how long he has been guiding caribou hunters and he says your the first . You know your in trouble. Happen to me in Quebec with Safari Nordic. Just glad on the 4th day a group of big bulls came buy and I bagged 2 nice bulls.
