dont know much about her, but ya got my attention now---got this new word i dont like -
LIBERALS

LETTER TO ALL LIBS BELOW

from washington
>Subject: LARK Program

>A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the
treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Attached is a
copy of a letter they received back:
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>The White House
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>1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
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>Washington, D.C. 20016
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>Dear Concerned Citizen:
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>Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of
the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo
Bay, Cuba.
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>Our administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was
heard loud and clear here in Washington. You will be pleased to learn
that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new
division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals
Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In
accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to
place one terrorist under your personal care.
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>Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for
>transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be
cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your
letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire
some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure
that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so
strongly recommended in your letter.
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>Although Ahmed is sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help
him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in
>describing these problems as mere cultural differences. He will bite
you, given the chance. We understand that you plan to offer counseling
and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in
hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items
as a pencil or nail clippers. We do not suggest that you ask him to
demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at
making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household
products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless, in your
opinion, this might offend him.
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>Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters, except
sexually, since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This
is a particularly sensitive subject for him, and he has been known to
show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new
dress code that Ahmed will recommend as more appropriate attire. I am
sure they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka over
time. Just remind them that it is all part of "respecting his culture
and his religious beliefs" - was not that how you put it?
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>Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you, who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember, we will be watching; good
luck!
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>Cordially, your buddy,
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>Don Rumsfeld
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>Peace,
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>Anthony D. Scaturro
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>Natural Sciences Department
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>North Broward Preparatory Schools
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LARK -I LIKE IT