Dang, I gotta get more stuff! I usually carry a loaded rifle and a knife, permit, and soft paper.
I was in wallyworld buying my rifle permits and overheard two old fellas admiring all the gadetry, pee, and gizmos for sale. One asked the other if he thought there'd be a deer left in the county when it was all over. The other was contemplating taking a whiz in a bottle and selling it.