1. No matter how many you catch, the creel limit will always increase.
2. I don't care if you sat at your favorite fishing hole all day without a nibble, Dr Alt says there's trout there!
3. If you don't catch anything, wade further out into the stream.
4. If I don't catch anything, then it must be my fault.
5. PA Fish Commission states there are 1.6 million trout, before stocking season begins.