I would just call the game warden. They can take care of everything-all the time. They are always the ones who can sort everything out involving animals and people, right ? Let them handle it. Probobly single-handedly apprehend the deer and issue him some serious citations for....oh......say, "TAKING MAN OUT OF SEASON", "HUNTING MAN WITHOUT A PERMIT", "ATTEMTING TO TAKE MAN WITHOUT A VALID HUNTING LICENSE/STAMP" or even (Heaven forbid!) "TAKING MAN OVER THE LEGAL DAILY LIMIT".

But seriously-I wouldn't have a choice but to take whatever licking the animal was going to give and return the same to the best of my ability. I won't lie down.


Uncle Matt (in IL)