Want in on a sneaky little secret? Now I don't mean to be tellin tales outta school... & the tactic I'ma gonna lerntcha bout is HIGHLY illegal onnacount its to affactive inall but this sounds like onea them timesa desperation my pappy auseta warned me bout inall.
The all pireful cekrit is ta turn YORN watch AHEAD 3 hours! Yep then thatll have that ol buck jesta goin bat & all crazy & he'll be FORCED to saunter all out in yorn fields when tha suns still highn ablazzin!
But now like I dun tolja, keep this cekrit completely onda down low ya unnerstan? Shoot why its so effective, dangerous & illegal that I'ma standin in my closet witda lights out while I'ma typin this post!