All you have to worry about is Team Pontoon Extreme. AKA The Fantoon of death! AKA the mighty CIRFCU.

You know I don't "try" to beat anyone. I just show up and lay down the Whoop Azzz! Last year we spent just a bit too much time on our choreographed victory dance.
Too much "Hamma time" on the deck and not enough "Hamma time" on the fishes...

That and this year I gotta hire a bigger boat to swamp the Team OE generators...