Nonsensical By-Laws of Sporting Dogs as defined by The Sporting Dogs Nonsensical Law Makers:
1. All owners of sporting dogs shall use bang-a-pot procedures to produce a non gunshy dog.
(a) If bang-a-pot procedure shall fail, owners shall use the take'em-to-gun-range method.
(b) If procceding shall both fail, substanial-noise-producing-fireworks method shall be used.
2. Springer Spaniels shall be considered the best and only dog capable enough to be considered a Sporting Dog. All else shall be not be considered.
3. Labradors shall not point.