A group I hunt with in Pike Co. Il has one guy that they call "Crapper" (Its another name, but this is close enough for a family show!!) . He doesn't care where he is, how the hunting is going, or anything else. When he has to drop a duece, he drops a pair!!!!!
Years ago, one day he was in his climber and had to drop one. Rut was on, starting to get light and he did not want to leave stand and head for the a patch far away. He just tightens his harness and hangs over the side of his climber seat and goes. About half way through his foot slips and he watches in horror as the foot part of his climber slides down the tree!!!!! Now he is really stuck in more ways than one. He finshes, gets back on the climber seat and gets his pants up and uses the radio to call one of the other guys to come get him his climber foot platform.
Other guy gets there and doesn't know what happened till after he attached the rope so he could pull the platform up and gets downwind of what just happened and he steps in it!!!!!!! If the platform by now had not been above his reach, he would still be up there!!!! This has been about 10 years ago and we retell it like it happened yesterday and still laugh till we cry!!! A bunch of sick puppies we are!!