I have this annoying thing called a job. It usually keeps me occupied 10 hours a day, Tuesday through Friday. But the good part about it is that every two weeks they give me a modest sum of $$ to go out an but more crap for shootin/huntin. Heck, I even have some left over to pay a bill or two...
I keep asking my wife to get a second job so I can devote all my time to my hobbies. But for some reason she just won't go along with the idea. And thought all these years that she loved me.... Boy was I wrong.