1. If your first shot lands where you aimed when checking your rifle's zero, you are sighted in and good to go.
2. That the average hunter can shoot and hit the vitals of a deer at 300 yards, or 200 yards even.
3. That your hunting partner is going to be waiting for you at the convenience store at 4:30 AM like he promised to begin your 2 hour drive to the duck marsh.
4. That the hunting was better in the good ol' days (some maybe, but most not).
5. That the butcher only threw away bad meat when he packaged your game (not my problem, but a complaint I've heard from others).