No, I don't care what your B-Buddy has to say. It is illegal to hunt during firearms season and not wear orange. Just because you are friends with the GW does not make you exempt from the law.
Why would I not want to post what he tells me?
Would it go something like this?
"Well Jeff thinks him and I are good buddies, and see he thinks he is better than everyone else. Hell he doesn't use a rifle, it's too easy. Therefore he doesn't feel as if he should have to wear orange during the rifle season. He thinks he may get busted by wearing it. I'm not going to say anything to him because he has an inferiority complex and sometimes it's best to just let people like him be. Truth be told, he's just a little punk that thinks he is better than everybody. Can't stand the guy!"
You have a vivid imagination, a foul mouth.....and your veiled threats are comical.
I'm thinking it would go a bit more like this, though:
"Say what? Are you freakin' kidding me? You're from where? Oklahoma? Why don't you worry about Oklahoma and stop wasting my time!"
Offer stands. You want his number?