Take back that crap you are talking about Illinois!! We do not have that many big bucks!! It is guys like you that give us a bad name just to get the guys out of your state so you can have all those deer to yourself!!
Matt's like a killdeer feigning a broken wing to lead the coyote from her fledglings... ooh, my wing's hurt -- flap, flap, flap -- see how I flop! Oooh, aaah... it hurts so bad... then he circles around after leading everyone to the promised land and shoots a 155" bruiser in his back yard while everyone takes the bait.
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