RE: packing out elk w/o horses?
"I did talk to a big dude who once hiked out of there with a quarter electrical-taped to the front and back of him. He did not highly recommend that method!"
I can't imagine how much electrical tape that took, nor why he happened to have it with him!
"So much they call me The Mule (although I tell the ladies its for other reasons)."
So the ladies think your a sterile hybrid? lol