Limited Time Offer from the Reigning WORLD CHAMPS:
Tired of getting skunked in the HNI contest over and over and over again?
Having nightmares about being trampled by racehorses?
Tired of all those disheartening days in the stand, not seeing anything?
Are your buddies starting to call bull **** on your neverending claims that you're "waiting for the big one?"
Tired of feeling "inadequate" around your hunting buddies?
Fret no longer! Your prayers have been answered!
For just $29.99 + Shipping & Handling, you can be the proud new owner of the
Huntingnet Bowhunting Contest Success Kit!
Kit Includes:
Mighty Putty (1 stick)
31" Gross B&C Deer Antlers
Full Color Deer Density Map of the United States
Just use our patented "Dark Horse Signature-Series Map" to find areas most likely to be littered with roadkills, then drive around until you find a fresh one.Simply hop out with your Mighty Putty and Booner Antlers ready-to-go,then pose for your Glamour Shots! It's fun and easy!
Please send all orders/inquiries to:
Dark Horses: A team of destiny
866Racetrack Lane
Lexington, KY 12345
Or call our customer service line at 1-888-HORSES WIN
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