ORIGINAL: AF Hunter

Sometimes communicating on here is like an interrogation of an international drug trafficker I once sat in on.....

Detective: I have read you your rights, you need to sign this form saying you understand what I just read you.
Bad Guy: What does the form say?
Detective: Exactly what I just read you.
Bad Guy: How do I know that?
Detective: Are you illiterate?
Bad Guy: NO! My parents were married when I was born!!!